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alexferri.bsky.social
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> a smaller container may contain less all the news that’s fit to print!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

submitted 44 days ago • 78 comments

Turns out it was actually: Go woke OR go broke

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

God help us all.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

oh no

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Happy opening day to those who celebrate. I don’t celebrate since I am a fan of the Seattle Mariners

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

submitted 91 days ago • 343 comments

you ever notice how the menu options have *always* recently changed?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting down in the shower counts as therapy

submitted 128 days ago • 0 comments

The older I get the more I realize the sims had it right all along

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

Puff no longer went to play Along the cherry lane RIP 🙁

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

My noncontroversial LOTR take is that Bernard Hill’s performance in Two Towers carries the whole movie

submitted 139 days ago • 1 comment

What’s the meaning of life? I like hot dogs, and I want to eat more of them

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

This is now a hummingbird account

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Today while we were playing doctor/surgery my 5-year-old daughter got close and whispered in my ear: “I’m gonna open you up.” Should I be afraid?

submitted 151 days ago • 1 comment

Dang, gotta figure the Mariners were right there

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Cardinals are not overcoming the small beak allegations

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Spotify Wrapped but for how many hours of sleep I lost as a parent this year

submitted 169 days ago • 1 comment

Looking into this

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments