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the people who regard even the threat of a war with canada as an amusing cocktail-party anecdote and not as a moral abomination drive me mad

For any of my fellow #balatro freaks who were wondering about partial derivatives

"Just ban the fertilizers, organic agriculture is better" was a not insignificant contributor to the collapse of Sri Lanka's government in 2022

This is how Russians talk about occupied Ukraine

“Alright boys, I don’t want to see any heroes out there. Let’s all get home to mamma.“

Bro you are going to be in Big Fuckin Trouble when you show up at home with all that Fresca

A Shaanxi peasant getting hauled before a struggle session in 1952 for being a landlord, after getting his land during the land reform

Annual reminder: Die Hard is about using impossibly limited resources to defend a tower from foreign invaders. Die Hard is a Hanukkah movie.

I like the butterfly

Drake just signed a legal document acknowledging "Not Like Us" did him great harm. Is this not the biggest defeat in hip-hop history?

We need to bring back pay toilets. A clean bathroom that exists, is open, and costs $1 to use is vastly superior to a free bathroom that’s closed or nonexistent.

We don't talk about how great this album is enough.

she’s the goat

so true

The Miami Herald today puts a story about former UF president Ben Sasse's spending written by a student journalist from UF on its front page. Not a rewrite by a staffer, but the work the Alligator first published. Excellent recognition of powerful student journalism:

Reminder from a Pittsburgher who was at one point Mr. Rogers neighbor: “Look for the helpers” was intended to be advice for his usual audience, children. We’re grown ups now. We’re supposed to be the helpers.

NOT LIKE THE BRAZEN GIANT OF GREEK FAME WITH CONQUERING LIMBS ASTRIDE FROM LAND TO LAND HERE AT OUR SEA-WASHED SUNSET GATES SHALL STAND A MIGHT WOMAN WITH A TORCH, WHOSE FLAME IS THE IMPRISONED LIGHTNING, AND HER NAME MOTHER OF EXILES

All NCF wanted to do was teach kids how to research documented, actual things that happened, but Richard Corcoran & Ron DeSantis had a better idea, and now there are a few holes in Art, Humanities, Literature, Music and Languages. You DO have a mandatory class in a text assigned in 9th grade though.

if media elites saw new college as a serious option for their children then the destruction of the new college would be a national scandal

Does anyone else’s cat do this

The university president Rufo installed at New College can't get caught in a plagiarism scandal, because Richard Corcoran has never published an academic paper. He doesn't even have a master's degree.

Franzen on Ferals: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

new college was a better school than any of these dogshit little private schools no one outside the punditocracy gives a fuck about. but it doesn’t impact anybody on the upper east side or brooklyn heights so no matter

Everything bad that left-wing students could potentially do to a college is currently being done to New College of Florida, but I get why it's not a cause célèbre in legacy media since it's being done quietly by obscure actors, like the Florida Governor who made it part of his campaign for president

As New College of Florida Prof. Amy Reid told us, "The contagion is spreading. It’s not just a Florida problem."

I have very little patience for doomerism in general, which I tend to think is an embarrassment to every ape that ever threw a rock at a bear to protect the tribe. We are social creatures and the work never ends. Doomerism is a selfish concept that aims to destroy solidarity, and thus it is my enemy

“Actually when I lived there Jerry Brown was governor” - me, Kevin Durant, and Richard Nixon

Hate big business by 20 or no heart, hate small business by 30 or no brain

age gap discourse has some of you sounding like “hold up, born in 88? How old is that? Old enough?”

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

One thing this piece by @yoyoel.com captures is that the far right has gone from working the refs to intimidating them. And its working. www.nytimes.com/2023/09/18/o...