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alexhaist.bsky.social
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul. she/her. Fond of plant stuff, especially trees, weird nature and beautiful nature, honestly anything that eventually involves dirt and decomposition. Definitely a furry. Disabled and sorting it out.
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I was asked to make a 4 inch square painting for a charity event for a kids program and so uhhh I made this idk I tried my best 😅

submitted 19 days ago • 17 comments

Same, girl. Same. #cats #catsofbluesky #wontlookwednesday #calicocat #queenofsocks #seniorkitty #sheltercatsrule #neverabandonedagain

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

@whysharksmatter.bsky.social I have a hat I would very much like you to wear (and to have, as a gift). Could you tell me a good place to donate and then I can send you the hat?

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

My woven blanket preorder is still open! 🙏💚 Thank you so much who ordered so far, I will give a confirmation once they go into final the production! artofmaquenda.etsy.com/listing/1841... #art #bsnm #watershipdown

submitted 56 days ago • 4 comments

I think that about sums it up, really.

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

I send an email to coordinate a project. I sign it: Best fishes, Sarah Artist replies. They sign it Worm-ly, Jean Things can still be good.

submitted 59 days ago • 9 comments

Lunar Pursuit I picture these as concepts for those animations you see in movies when someone begins to tell a myth or a story... 😄 #art

submitted 59 days ago • 10 comments

Ford was a writer’s writer.

submitted 61 days ago • 8 comments

worms worms worms worms worms

submitted 61 days ago • 6 comments

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE (Washington, DC): In response to the news of tagged 1,600 pound great white shark “Contender” visiting Florida, shark scientist Dr. David Shiffman has issued the following statement. “In my professional opinion, that is a big shark.” He is available for interviews.

submitted 67 days ago • 22 comments

desert ‘yote revamp #art

submitted 113 days ago • 30 comments

Me, to wife, who is afraid of spiders: Did I tell you about the spider vibrators?! Wife: (sighing) yes.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

TIL a citizen science project is documenting seagulls eating stuff; spider scientists use tiny vibrators to lure spiders out of their tunnels; bat poop can kill you if you use it to grow cannabis. I have been awake for less than 30 minutes.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

“Very wonderful and beautiful things do happen, don't they? And we live most of our lives in the hope of them." Elizabeth Nesbit, The Railway Children. Here is the miracle cat, Boots, who my daughter just managed to trap after he disappeared ELEVEN WEEKS AND FOUR DAYS AGO.

submitted 144 days ago • 4 comments

A little slomo ear action for everyone, because life is stressful.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

Post your most popular art from Twitter This one still, probably.. Prince with a Thousand Enemies #Art #watershipdown #fanart #animalart

submitted 176 days ago • 23 comments

Is it weird that he's a rabbit? And a god? El-ahrairah, Prince with a Thousand Enemies. www.etsy.com/listing/7313...

submitted 237 days ago • 1 comment

Sunstruck.

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Secretarybird vs lappet-faced vulture!!! I just got back from a reporting trip to the Masai Mara. These were two of the birds I most wanted to see and never did I imagine I’d see one kicking the other in its lappety face. (Also, hello. Get ready for a month of Kenyan wildlife pics.)

submitted 275 days ago • 18 comments

oh well, he’s fine ::goes back to drinking::

submitted 278 days ago • 5 comments

Female rose-breasted grosbeak getting her femme on with some raspberry lipstick.

submitted 288 days ago • 1 comment

We Stan a legend www.wired.com/story/oklaho...

submitted 289 days ago • 3 comments

What is it about puffed up mourning doves that makes me want to squeeze them so badly?

submitted 291 days ago • 1 comment

Lythronax argestes, a tyrannosaur who roamed the edge of an ancient sea that split North America in half 80 million years ago. Biting was their answer for everything.

submitted 292 days ago • 4 comments