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alexhallon.bsky.social
used to be like really really really really good at smite and minecraft pvp i play too much star rail and yap too much about writing and dnd stream sometimes https://www.twitch.tv/alexhallon model by @zuyu0.bsky.social all pronouns (genderfluid)
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Shoutout to women, y’all are all pretty and amazing!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out there was DEFINITELY a reason for that, chat.

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

polycules in media: look at these awful cheaters threatening our core values. it never works and must be stopped. polycules in reality: friend left to cuddle our girlfriend during smite ranked queues, said gf stole the headset to say hi and left the mic on while i grin at their muffled conversation

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

its miku day! happy miku everyone!!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

oh would you look at that it's binge frieren video essays and tear up o' clock

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I should get a new top or two to go with the skirt this month :3

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"vaccines are dangerous! they cause autism!!" ok but like, my autistic commitment to my interests got me a cute nerdy girlfriend. so basically, vaccines give you cute nerdy girlfriends. therefore i think vaccines are awesome actually and everyone should take them

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

being queer is so fucking weird. in what universe could i ever hope to explain to my own father that the reason i randomly asked about his height is so that i could get a reference for my girlfriend, and i went quiet afterwards because visualizing her made me space out and physically drool?

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

I miss her, chat.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

oh would you look at that it's gay yearning o' clock

submitted 99 days ago • 2 comments

sorry for gassing myself up bluesky but I look hot

submitted 19 days ago • 5 comments

Just gonna put this here in case you forgot I am hot

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

so true me. so true

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Sometimes a compromise doesn't mean a halfway solution. For example, my D&D group has 2 arachnophiles and 2 arachnophobes. That doesn't mean we settle for half as many spiders, it means no spiders.

submitted 9 days ago • 4 comments

big announcement: i love my girlfriend.,,,

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

can't even have a local rich guy pay adventurers to drive out a hag to keep the indigenous population in check and stop "dirtying" the swamp he owns but doesn't do anything with in dnd anymore. because of woke

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

if you're anti trans you're not allowed to enjoy video game hydrology

submitted 11 days ago • 78 comments

Finally got to do some proper character growth/introspection in DND and I definitely didn't start crying!!! 🥲

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

dming in 2021: being insecure about my players not liking my favorite npcs dming in 2025: turning red and forgetting how to english as my gf rolls dirty 20s on persuasion and performance against my self-insert (the table is encouraging her)

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments