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Guy with a Computer science degree, trying to do his best in life.
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The Conflict now reached Wikipedia War page territory

submitted 5 hours ago • 12 comments

submitted 3 hours ago • 43 comments

is being terminally online bad for you? yes does it make you less happy than your offline friends? absolutely is there anything that matches the high of a poster's ragnarok? there is not, and that's why we can never log off

submitted 5 hours ago • 39 comments

submitted 3 hours ago • 2 comments

The next President is gonna be so offline, lmao

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

submitted 6 hours ago • 32 comments

okay now he's going for tariff otaku's collection

submitted 5 hours ago • 10 comments

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS: MUSK CALLS FOR TRUMP IMPEACHMENT

submitted 5 hours ago • 39 comments

Wait... is this the best meme ever made?

submitted 5 hours ago • 432 comments

guys...GUYS

submitted 5 hours ago • 58 comments

this is unironically popularism

submitted 5 hours ago • 8 comments

the girls are fighting

submitted 6 hours ago • 13 comments

foreshadowing - / ˌfɔrˈʃæd oʊ ɪŋ / (noun) - an indication of something that will happen in the future, often used as a literary device to hint at or allude to future plot developments

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Real tweet.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

This may be the stupidest take I've ever seen on here

submitted 7 hours ago • 3 comments

did something happen

submitted 6 hours ago • 14 comments

DO IT AND GRANT ME MY DODGEBALL OF PROPHECY

submitted 7 hours ago • 46 comments

Hahah. That sound you hear is me tearing up the (already too long) article I'd been working over the past week about Musk "leaving" the government...

submitted 6 hours ago • 15 comments

Elon getting in trouble because he can't stop posting, been there tbh

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submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

Finally a fun day to be on the internet

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

This is going to be the dumbest timeline, isn't it?

submitted 6 hours ago • 6 comments

it's so beautiful

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Trump realizing he has overwhelming support from both sides of the aisle for his attacks on Musk and decides to shoot him out of a cannon and into the sea when he announces his official run for a third term

submitted 6 hours ago • 5 comments

Someone should tell Trump that Elon would feel very owned if he fully funded USAID and the CDC.

submitted 7 hours ago • 35 comments

help

submitted 7 hours ago • 66 comments

Make American Bananas Again

submitted 7 hours ago • 26 comments

I think I’ve blocked more people the past two days than the rest of my time on here combined. IDK if I drew more aggro or just ran out of patience.

submitted 8 hours ago • 7 comments

honestly one of the most emo posts i've ever seen

submitted 8 hours ago • 126 comments

He's crashing out

submitted 7 hours ago • 6 comments

I think a lot of hard left accounts on here don’t fully realize the extent to which the center-left genuinely believes they made a good faith effort to reach out which was met with rejection, betrayal, and libel. You may not think it accurate or fair, but the belief is sincerely held.

submitted 1 day ago • 377 comments

"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer

submitted 8 hours ago • 260 comments

When you fundamentally misunderstand what the work of politics is, a politician on your side of most issues reaching out to people you disagree with in an attempt to get their support based on commonality on one big issue can be extremely scary, yes

submitted 14 hours ago • 9 comments

As if we need more evidence of you not understanding how democracy works. P.S. in a democracy you can lose the elections! Funny how that works out.

submitted 8 hours ago • 1 comment

Here it is: Musk thinks he is owed a say in Trump’s policy because of how much he spent on the campaign.

submitted 9 hours ago • 343 comments

Translation: I have no solutions other that bitch and moan about the democrat party, while at the same time complain about people not taken me seriously.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

We all knew it was coming, we all knew it would be spectacular, but the Elon-Trump meltdown is just getting started and already exceeding expectations

submitted 8 hours ago • 13 comments

Leftist are just comical. They always bitch about voting not working yet can't answer the most basic of questions: "Where is your army then?"

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

So much cool new stuff happening in mRNA tech! www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

submitted 8 hours ago • 3 comments

Hawaii begs to differ. (The overall point is valid, and the soundbite is still good, given issues of scale, etc.)

submitted 8 hours ago • 12 comments