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(repost) take this funny punny bunny for easter :^)

i would be a great therapist i'd just be telling people "it is what it is" and "you gotta lock in" and "yeah it do be like that" and all my patients would become so normal

It's pretty funny that libertarians got the exact political system they wanted and it's utterly embarrassing them by being a scam to enrich the 1% like literally everyone told them it would inevitably be. Sam Seder's "if I bring guys with machine guns, do you still own your house" clip goes here.

wip? happy easter to those who celebrate

"I guess it really is a Big Tent" I yell over the sounds of breaking glass caused by David Brooks throwing a metal trash can through the window of a Starbucks to distract the police while Bill Kristol spray paints NO SYSTEM BUT THE ECOSYSTEM on a cop car

Abuses of the tax code was one of the items in the original impeachment case against Nixon. Using the tax code to selectively target enemies - and decimate civil society - is the next step in the authoritarian agenda.

Sundays are technically my days off, but it’s 4/20 and we should get stoney together 😇💨

I say again: I know this guy is not perfect, he’s an elected Democrat, but for as long as I’ve been paying attention to him (he’s my senator) I’ve gotten the sense that he’s not very Online or super focused on optics, he just has some pretty basic moral principles and he’ll stand up for them

Rep. Jason Crow: "You know what I think the right thing, politically, to do is? Actually just do the right thing. If we do the right thing and we defend people, if we defend the innocent, if we defend our democracy, the politics tend to take care of themselves."

Sen. Van Hollen: "I don't think it's ever wrong to fight for the constitutional rights of one person because if we give up on one person's rights, we threaten everybody's rights...Anyone who is not prepared to stand up and fight for the Constitution doesn't deserve to lead."

Q: "Do you think that the country is currently in a constitutional crisis?" Sen. Van Hollen: "Yes we are. They are very much flouting the courts as we speak...They are doing nothing. They are absolutely in violation of the courts' orders."

Dear god thank you for simply SAYING it. Not ‘could be’ and ‘moving towards’ not ‘quietly playing with’ just a plain and simple YES.

CW anal vore, egg tf, oviposition, Consumption. Weirdo self indulgence that I can finally have a reason to post because its egg day. Though, I don't think people are usually talking about caviar when they mention eggs...

bored ape sitting forgotten in a young man’s crypto wallet, smile brightening whenever they hear the phone unlock only to be crushed again as their owner, who once showed them off proudly, loses another twelve leg parlay on indonesian volleyball

happy 4/20 y'all!! anyways here's the WEED CAT PLUSHIE PROTOTYPE REVEAL!!!

in the UK they have a van that drives around with a fake satellite antenna on top of it and the purpose of the van is to fool people into thinking they have a way to detect when trans people are using the wrong bathroom

i wrote about a satanic neonazi murder cult for @newrepublic.com! happy easter / crappy hitler's birthday! newrepublic.com/article/1939...

ICE officers are now reportedly required to meet arrest quotas each day, from a few hundred to between 1,200 and 1,500 nationwide. Jonathan Blitzer reports on the mystery of the agency’s unidentifiable arrests.

Renns walking around town with a friend when they notice a new cafe!,, and Renns gets reality warped into having a FAT butt while his friend gets reality warped into being the reason it’s so big,,,, [wg feeder weight teasing]!

The ‘Four Great Male Beauties’ of ancient China

Newsom getting dunked to hell by a guy who even serious politics knowers had in the “who?” category until last week, you love to see it

Fun fact

happy high holiday

hey americans are we martial lawing it today or

Ye old gardevoir sexdoll transformatiom #tgtf #transformation

The centrist Democrat "This is a distraction from the real issues" bit is nonsense. @adriandaub.bsky.social delivers a powerful rejoinder here. adriandaub.substack.com/p/we-are-all...

#TRL

Return of the evil nun 🖤 #pixelart

N95 respirator masks are really effective at keeping pollen out of your body

Rkgk that happens to relate to today A bunny burglar idea suggested by spiralgreeting

ICE Just Paid Palantir Tens of Millions for ‘Complete Target Analysis of Known Populations' www.404media.co/ice-just-pai...

October 3rd vs today

you can always just try shit.

It kind of gives the game away, doesn't it: having to live in a society which includes trans women at all is "unfair." We already knew that the aim was elimination, but they're getting less and less subtle in how thet express that aim.

Yep. The euphoria they felt when the Supreme Court judgement dropped will now be wearing off, especially after the huge protest in London yesterday. They want our total capitulation: detransition, to accept their ideology as fact etc. We'll never comply and they'll be left only with impotent rage.