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alexisclare.bsky.social
unreliable narrator. virgo. 30’s. writing like i’m running out of time. bio.site/alexiscclare
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if you’re single right now i need you to be reminded that having a crush feels like blunt force trauma to the head. no one reminded me and now i’m stuck in it. posting to try to save a life

constantly afraid of my exes reading what i write about them but if they buy my books to read the things i'm saying about them it's a real "girl what were you doing at the devil's sacrament" type moment

something so personal to a virgo about a task that gives you pyschic damage

me creating a universe where jarvy and fishy got to fight each other in 4 nations

going out tonight. dressing slutty. paying for overpriced cocktails. will be healed in t minus 24 hours!!!

i think my outfit is very cute today and no one has told me that so i’m telling the world that

i forgot how painful it is to create a digital version of your book. save me, lofi video of 10 hours of joe burrow sitting, save me.

kendrick i love you so much why are you wearing FLARES

me for the unforeseeable future: does anyone want to talk about dune (derogatory)

i’ve said this online before but. my favorite insane english teacher decided i was her super special student (kid with trauma) so she gifted me the fountainhead and i’ve never been more confused by a gift in my life.

i know everyone is very booo soup bowl today but we gotta give it up for the puppy bowl, the cutest and most important sporting event

if people could stop hitting me with their car that would be sooooo cool (i’m okay btw)

i very much do not want to be alive in a world that looks like this but unfortunately i have to stay alive so that i can create people’s favorite books. hate being gods coolest soldier

people who say dune is hard to read because it’s boring are missing something bigger. dune is hard to read because it’s about a white fifteen year old boy named paul.

obsessed with them all being as gay as possible in their answers

i can’t wait to be old, black, and fabulous. 2/3 of the way there

my favorite animal is me in the car when a country song comes on

trying to read dune and its already losing me by being like we’ve tried doing this super special journey but women can’t complete it we need a man to do it. a man??????

me @ tony deangelo

there is no "defensible use case" for chatgpt. do your own work and use your own brain or fuck off

It's getting increasingly difficult to wake up, see whats happening in the world, and then have to go on with the rest of my day.

Pretty big deal. @bookshop-org.bsky.social is selling ebooks now. You can now support indies while purchasing digital books. bookshop.org/ebooks

Here is your self-care checklist for today and everyday! 💛🧡💚💙💜

if anyone is wondering how i’m handling this winter, i’ve been considering a rewatch of mtv’s teen wolf so, there’s that

“you have to read to be able to write” is such an insane take to me because like. brother i work 45 hours a week i don’t have time to do both

would a chai heal me? yes absolutely. but unfortunately i do not have any so i am going to waste away

Please buy books and read them. It will matter moving forward.