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good news: finally recovered after the weekend bad news: boy i met and swooned for has stopped replying to me

my gran’s getting a stairlift installed and i’m obsessed at this company’s slogan

hard to think of anything more offensive that a US VP could have said. i really hope americans realise, and care about, what a bad idea it is to treat your closest and most reliable allies like this. we are owed an apology.

the days when i most need to go to the gym for my mental health are the days when it’s hardest to drag myself there. but i’m going!

i saw this on bbc news and automatically assumed it was about st peter’s square in manchester and was very confused for about 5 minutes

me in manchester: ooh only 4 mins to wait for my tram 😀 me in london: 4 mins til the next victoria line?! it’s a joke 😡

- planned to go to the gym tonight - saw on the app there’s over 130 people there at the moment - no longer planning to go to the gym

if i book a double room why would you assign me a twin room and hope i won’t complain? because you’d better believe i will march back down to reception and force you to change my room, and then complain about you wasting my time

forever cursed by fleetingly meeting guys i feel such a connection with but them always living far away, or one of us never being in the right headspace to make anything happen 💔

manifesting spending v day 2026 on a gorgeous beach with my beautiful non-toxic australian boyfriend

being low key obsessed with the weeknd’s new album is the most straight-coded thing about me that’s happened in years

opened up gr*ndr for the first time since being home and it refreshed from all the hot colombian guys in their biggest gaybourhood to the guys around where i live…really felt like going from eating at a michelin star restaurant to a grim chippy

logging back on to 1741 unread emails and 100+ teams messages and realising yes i do hate my ordinary life x

Air France is so obnoxiously French (in the best way) - we’ve already had two videos featuring the Eiffel Tower be played at us, and one telling us how elegant they are, and we’ve not even left the gate yet

(in colombia) just thoroughly bamboozled a straight guy who started talking to me at a bar by saying that i don’t follow football or any other sport, and i’m not religious. was like i’d told him i have three heads

i have never banged my head as much as i have in colombia. in the past few days I’ve hit my head on several doorways that are too small; bars on the metro to hold on to; signs dangling from ceilings in shops. this country was not meant for tall people 😅

ngl seeing quite how rapidly the us is turning full-on fash is genuinely quite alarming

8352km from manchester and i still can’t get any rest 😭

why am i overhearing some middle class british hippie talking about brexit whilst i’m in colombia, please make it stop 😭😭

making friends in colombia 🇨🇴🥰

6 months late to the party as ever but i can’t stop listening to juno by sabrina carpenter

honestly t*pping in a high altitude city is an insane workout

i love latin america - my uber driver was chatting away with me in spanish from the airport to the city after i landed then asked me directly ‘do you like girls or guys?’ then chuckled and said ‘you’ll love all the beautiful men here’

Air France cancelling my flight 12 hours before I’m meant to depart

every time i’m stuck on a tram crawling through the city centre at 5mph during rush hour, or stopped because a car has blocked its way, i curse the fact that manchester doesn’t have a tube. why did politicians from 1950-2015 always have such low ambition for this city and its huge potential?

i am so annoyingly british, i just caught myself saying thank you 4 times and apologising twice in the process of getting a coffee

me whenever the tories elect a new leader

came back from berlin with two new boyfriends who live in estonia and spain, guess it’s gonna be another year of euro trips

most mornings for the past 6 months whenever i’m feeling a little low on energy i’ve got into the habit of putting on the girl so confusing remix with lorde and honestly it perks me right up

forever fuelled by coffee. that’s that me espresso x

i’m on the 0735 train from Manchester to London. this train should be packed full of people working between both cities. instead, it’s almost empty because our trains are priced so ludicrously that even a split ticket costs £125. it’s outrageous and it’s holding the country back

how are we only one week into january? it feels like it’s been going for months

finally blocked one of the toxic but annoyingly hot guys on grindr who i’d thirst over but forever be ignored by, we are leaving those f*ckboys in 2024!

beautiful twink with dark hair and blue eyes who works at sports direct in the arndale and chatted to me for ages about trainers, pls hit me up x

last night this lovely sweet argentinian guy started chatting with me on grindr… we got coffee today and spent an hour chatting (in spanish), then after we left he texted saying he wished we’d had longer. so after the gym we met up again for dinner before he flew back to ireland. such a cute day

i regret to inform you all that the new year’s resolution crowd are already out in force at the gym

2025 ins/outs let’s go

had a lovely christmas with my family but I’m officially about to go out of my mind if i spend another day here