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todays the economic boycott but shopping is my cardio so am i supposed to not work out too?

why watch the Super Bowl when we already know Hillary is gonna win

Trump wants to rename the Friendzone the Americazone

when Patrick Mahomes was a kid he asked Santa for flags

gonna be weird not having a guy in the Oval Office with the middle name Robinette

in the history of cinema nobody played a better widow than Robin Williams

doctors say he died after an airplane flew into his office building on a cool september morning, but we know he died of a broken heart

Josh Allen took “it’s ok for men to cry” to the extreme

todays the last day to get 2024 on your tombstone better act fast

fuck 2020 for the fifth year in a row

Josh Allen if he doesn’t win MVP

if you’re cold, they’re cold

suddenly nobody picking the bear anyone once they saw luigi

the McDonalds employee who called the cops on luigi mangione

Vince Vaughn is very Vince Vaughn coded

looks like he went to one of Canada’s top business schools and got really good grades

normalize pooping in public bathrooms

Die Hard is a Spotify Wrapped day movie

#spotifywrapped

Release the Snyder cut of the 2024 election!

you either die a new mom who knows everything, or live long enough to become an old mom who loves giving unsolicited advice to new moms

it’s that time!

the twitter algorithm has been pushing elon’s tweets into my dreams

it’s school supply shopping season for lonely people

this is my Tyson/Paul

the world feels like it’s been on a darker timeline ever since Antonin Scalia was shot after that kid jumped into his cage

ISO a 3br/2ba house in a good school district with lots of Pokestops nearby

that spit is dangerous

someone should make a “the Problem with Milhouse” documentary and it’s just all about how lame he is

getting out before Trump takes over, i don’t blame her

Musked

they’re just like me except i eat in my car instead of my jet

Joe Biden should never have dropped out of this fight

everyone said Joe Biden was too old to box again

@bencollins.bsky.social how do i apply to work at InfoWars