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Ardent supporter of the Sabres, Bills and Newcastle United. Co-leader of Toon Army Buffalo. Tepid supporter of the Toronto Raptors. Dad rock enthusiast.
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It’s not just that Cozens and Quinn are slumping terribly, it’s also that they’ve just become completely unwatchable. Nothing they do on the ice demonstrates an ounce of hockey IQ or athletic skill

We’ll be at Fattey Beer Co. this afternoon at 3:15pm for a battle at Anfield. HOWAY THE LADS

Properly played them off the park today. Up the Sabres

A whole ass scrum and Benson gets the only penalty. They really have it out for my guy

All your puck are belong to us

Been a bit off the pace with this page. But we will be at Banshee Irish Pub tomorrow at 9am for a pivotal match against Forest. Howay the lads!

T A G E

Rob Ray took a puck to the face and said “aw fuck” like I do when I accidentally burn myself on the air fryer tray

Lmaooooooo

PUT THESE BUMS IN THE DEVICE

Team USA really went into this with at least two injured top 6 players and picked Krieder over Conner just so the former could play 6 minutes 🤙

Kind of feels like the injuries both Tkachuks are carrying are starting to show

Free UPL

In line for yet another professional international tournament where USA hockey will get spanked for prioritizing perceived grit over tangible skill

Lmaooo. Love you Henri

Ah man, if only there was an American hockey player that was a constant shooting threat, particularly in power play situations. Nevertheless!

Shania Twain “The Rock” Johnson

Trans rights are human rights, because if one person isn’t free to be who they are, then none of us are free. The fascists will get around to you eventually.

WE’RE GOING TO GET OUR SUITS MEASURED

HOW MANY DID YA SCORE AGAIN, MARTENLLI!?

Into these #HWTL

We’ll be at Fattey Beer tomorrow afternoon for the seminal second leg of the semi-final. Time to earn a trip to the final. Howay the lads!

Kent Johnson with the Nathan Gerbe special

Appreciate Joe reminding me that the Sabres got punked twice in the same season by the same team and also didn’t respond to that in any meaningful way

Right up there with signing Dalton Smith four months after they didn’t respond to a dirty hit by Nikita Kucherov and having him play 90 seconds of ice time and get two minutes in penalties.

In a long, perhaps interminable, list of dumb Sabres shit that’s happened the past decade and a half, that fight has gotta be right near the top. Jesus.

Doing a staged fight with some guy from Columbus will definitely show Stefan Noesen of the New Jersey Devils not to mess with our guys ever again

If they gave out standings points for saying “this won’t/can’t happen again” the Sabres would’ve won the President’s Trophy the last four years

It’s me, I’m the hockey fan that’s shocked that in a sport mostly dominated by conservative players that the team from Florida with a shit heel player who’s dad is famous was downright giddy to go to the White House

Even if they win, Lindy needs to bag skate these guys tomorrow. The response to the hit on Tage and this 3rd period effort is trash

FIRST HALF SUMMARY

I heard you missed us, we’re back! The crew is back in Buffalo tomorrow for our home match against Fulham. We’ll be at the Banshee Irish Pub for 10am kickoff. And stick around for the Buffalo Groundhog Day celebration if you’re so inclined. Howay the lads!

There are absolutely zero positives to take from this. Just another wasted year of the career of one of the most uniquely talented players in the history of the game. It’ll be the same next year and the year after that and the year after that. Nothing ever gets better.

I don’t even have a dog to pet anymore this sucks so fucking bad

They need all new tight ends

This rigged and I hope McDermott or someone finally calls it out

That’s a 1st down

how is that not delay of game. does anyone else feel completely insane right now

Another McDermott disaster class. Not winning shit with this coach