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Life is complicated. I’ve killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here things will be different…

She's adorable.

'Blastocyst' sounds like a Mega Drive game.

God, have you seen the response time of the Switch 2's screen? It's so unacceptable people had to measure it to confirm that it was worth blowing out of proportion.

Really starting to enjoy disabling subtitles and closed captions in games. I see a hell of a lot more of what's happening.

I love my vegetable friends.

A good chunk of people need a day off from the internet.

Make automatically adding a service charge illegal.

I'm a whore for clean bedding.

I'm honestly impressed it took as long as it did for the Musk/Trump relationship to implode.

Happy #KidLitArtPostcard day AND #Switch2 release day!! I'm Sasha and I love illustrating cute, colourful characters and scenes! I'm open for picture book work, editorial work and seeking agency representation 🌈🌱 🎨 sashastowe.com 💌 [email protected] #illustration #animalart #nintendoswitch2

Just go out there and have a bloody good time of it ❤️

It's not piss

My spirit animal is the Sony Ericsson W380.

Internet tries to comprehend nuance challenge (impossible)

Non-profit Fandom/Wikia alternative when?

Genuine life tip: If you don't NEED notifications for an app or service, disable them. If you need them for a time (e.g. waiting for a delivery), enable them only temporarily, disable them afterwards.

Nothing says 'adult' more than getting a little bit excited over the purchase of a new rotary clothes line.

My phone decided only one of these three videos is worth shouting about.

"The experts told me 'no', but I didn't want to come up with a new pitch"

z5m20i12r04a28 is a banger, but lordy is it a challenge to type out. youtu.be/_nMz9o-Ja5o?...

Pro tip for Switch 2 preorders: Do not be an American

I'll buy a second month when I'm good and ready.

I'm about to go full-circle.

Sadly, people have always been this stupid/wilfully ignorant. It's just now they're saying the quiet parts out loud.

I finally got round to reading 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' a few months ago, and I got inspired to do a bit of character design by illustrating them. So here's Arthur Dent 🪐🚀 #kidlitart #illustration #characterdesign

How was your weekend?

4am brain: "What the hell? Why isn't my computer turning on? I can't deal with this right now, why the hell is it not booting? What the hell am I-" I wasn't pressing the power button. I was pressing a different button.

Mario Kart

Switch 2 has games.