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They realized how unpopular DOGE was, even with their own base, so now they're saying we'll get checks when they're done cutting everything. Obviously that's not happening. But remember, these are the same people who claimed inflation blew up because the government gave people too much money...

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Planes are going down and prices are going up. The one selling point of authoritarianism is supposed to be "The trains ran on time!" and we can't even get that.

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Elon: "Cat turds are Tootsie rolls in disguise!" Conservatives start eating cat turds

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Democrats should be introducing bills in the House named after victims of the DOGE coup. People have already died as a consequence of Elon shutting down vital services. Republicans would politicize the fuck out of something like that.

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The Gulf of Mexico is international water. That's its name because that's what the whole world calls it. Google can put false information on their maps if they want. They could call Earth “Tatooine” or “Asgard” or “Planet Piss”. It’s as official as me calling Florida “America’s Dick”, which I do.

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Who knew that cancer research was waste, fraud, and abuse?

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Republicans control congress. So why aren't they writing any legislation to make these administrative changes they want? Partly laziness, but mostly because they don't have the mandate they claim. Majorities are slim and even some Republicans would get shitcanned if they cut senior benefits, etc.

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Just a month ago, they were calling us crazy for even thinking Project 2025 was real. Now they're calling us crazy for not getting behind it.

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All this "fraud" Elon is supposedly finding is the new big lie. It's as real as the "fraud" they found in the 2020 election. And it's definitely just a coincidence that they're finding it in all of the things they've always wanted to cut. Very convenient!

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Our new health secretary is an antivax eugenicist with brain worms, who doesn't believe in germ theory and thinks Wi-Fi causes cancer. What could go wrong?

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What motivates the richest man in the world? You're insane if you think it's a desire to help regular people. Elon could singlehandedly shelter every homeless person in the country. He doesn't care. He's not out here trying to save your tax dollars - he's stealing them.

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Can't wait to get back on stage and destroy things. It's gonna be no holds barred in 2025.

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"hE sHouLd rUn tHe cOunTrY liKe a bUsiNeSs." That's called a dictatorship, dumbass.

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You're new Transportation Secretary. Only the best...

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If we were a real country, Elon Musk would be in handcuffs.

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This is the timeline where Biff kept the sports almanac.

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Gotta fill the swamp before you can drain it, amirite?

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It cost Elon less money to buy our entire government than to buy Twitter. A lot less.

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In polls, most Americans think we spend 25% of the budget on foreign aid, and that it should be much lower - 10%. In reality we spend less than 1% on aid. So cutting that further should be unpopular, but instead it's celebrated because we're a stupid country.

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White pilot crashes into white pilot. MAGA: "Diversity caused this!"

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While we're looking for ways to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, someone should probably look into Cosplay Kristi's Party City budget.

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I never want to hear another word about meritocracy from the administration run by a bunch of unqualified fail sons. None of these motherfuckers got where they are through merit or hard work. All of them were born into it. It's a fucking joke.

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The next Democratic President should deport every Nazi to Guantanamo Bay.

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A $100,000 meme wagon to transport the groceries you can't afford.

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Oh look, they CAN wear masks after all.

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Egg prices hit a record high this week.

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