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Nocturnal writer (read:TTRPG player) and visual arts enthusiast. Amateur streamer, Artisan shitposter. Video games are an emergent artform and are deserving of serious academic study. Certainly not by me, tho. https://www.youtube.com/@Altune-/streams
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Everybody thinks they're better in bed than they actually are I call it the Dunning-Coomer effect

happy easter! but it makes you wonder... when is eastest? on an unrelated note, happy 4/20

got em

Rivals of Aether team released a Wario Ware style game in their setting for April Fools day, it's free to keep as long as you pick it up before tomorrow! April Fools games are my new favourite tradition. store.steampowered.com/app/3463050/...

In ten minutes I'll be playing Once Upon a Tile, a dungeon-building game about guiding a mouse through the woods using careful tile placements. Thank you so much to Knothorn Studio for providing me with a key and entrusting me with your passion! www.youtube.com/watch?v=77SK...

I've been hearing a lot of hype around this one, everyone I've seen play it says that there's one game in here they would've considered their GotY 2024 on it's own. So here I am to see if it's the same for me- but I kinda don't like retro games?? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIUS...

Helping OF girls do their taxes like, "no no no, you gotta keep those receipts, your new bad dragon is deductible, boo".

Yooooo check it, turns out my car has a special sensor that detects when it's driver has tight abdominals! Been working really hard on my bod lately so it's nice to get some acknowledgement. :3

i can be your angle or your bevel

We should start forcing elected officials to livestream themselves 24 hours a day. If you want power over other people, you gotta let strangers watch you take a shit.

I really hate in writing discourse when someone is like, "the author really messed up with the focus of this work, they should've just done these genre tropes". People are out here making Art and some dudes are honestly mad that the same seven stories aren't being cynically rehashed year after year.

🚨 Rune Song Demo Drop 🚨 If you're into action platformers with cozy vibes and a vibrant cast of characters, it'd mean the world if you played our Steam demo! Reposts are very much appreciated! Steam Demo: s.team/a/2429280 Join The Discord: discord.gg/khMTmaF2U6 #gamedev #indiedev #platformer

Nobody on the planet is more excited than I am about the Recettear remaster, but I swear I'm going to war if they try to "fix" the translation.

i am no longer accepting new subscribers on my youtube channel, for i have peaked, tyavm

Getting into a long running manga or novel series feels so daunting at the start... so why do I feel dread instead of triumph when I realize I'm about to catch up...?

throws you

Both games I'm playing now have serious gap-moe. I Am Future is a cozy game about being the last survivor of a horrible apocalypse. Digimon Survive is a mascot game about watching everybody around you fucking die. They both have the opposite of the expected tone and I love it.

I'm so deep into being a shitty boring adult that I just got a hit of dopamine seeing the garbage truck pull up, because I know my bin is completely full and it was almost a problem.

What an amazing collection of creature designs. 20+ years of playing RPGs and I can honestly say I've never seen anything like some of these. Big nozzle handed mech with the pneumatic legs is particularly awesome. I wanna see him waddling along on those lil' thangs so bad.

I don't really understand why I like I Am Future as much as I do. It's mostly just a bunch of chore loops waiting for enough resources to build an incremental upgrade to your tools that allows you to clean up slightly more of your roof and OH MY GOD LOOK HOW MUCH SPACE I HAVE NOW!

Been a while since I made a "Going Live" post, but I'm very excited about the game I'm starting on today's stream, in just ten minutes! We'll be playing Digimon Survive! Ah Digimon, my comfort series, I can't wait to get attached to a whole new cast of tamers. Surely cozy awaits!

If the Youtube link on your socials is to your "Sub Confirmation" address, then no matter how much I enjoy your content, you are NEVER getting my subscription. Absolute slime behaviour, trying to trick people into subbing before they even see your content.

Arx Fatalis is a bundle of cool ideas held back only by the limitations of it's era. I'd love to see a modern take on it's magic and crafting systems. If the symbol recognition, enemy AI, UI design and quest guidance were just sliiiiiightly better, it'd be a top shelf rpg.

Smartphone design peaked in like 2015 and we've been going downhill ever since. Bring back removable batteries and textured backs, they're making our devices into slippery little grenades now and I hate it.

I don't give a rat's how you feel about Pokemon or Palworld. The idea of a company winning a lawsuit based on protected gameplay mechanics is bad for video games. We want MORE iteration in gaming, not less. The idea that a company can "own" a core system is bad for gamers.

Not usually a horror game fan, because most of them live in the realm of boring stealth mechanics and cheap jump scares, but the We Harvest Shadows demo is incredible in how it builds up and pays of tension. Incredibly excited for the full experience when it launches next year.

Daylight Savings is just one of our many small violences towards the nightshift.

Do you think they timed Dandadan episode 5 to air right before No Nut November on purpose?

When Luce becomes the vtuber pope, she's going to retake the holy land! ...No not Jerusalem, I mean Akihabara.

This image of the archbishop gently laying one finger on the church-official Luce-chan figurine sends me. How long until the pope gets a vtuber model rigged of her?