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hey what if I asked ai to cherish my family and appreciate each moment of my life for me and then I could just die early to save time and money

submitted 24 minutes ago • 10 comments

the masses yearn for more deals and discounts in their email 1000 times a day

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Having a bit of a hard time with the concept that if a guy in a police uniform who has a police vehicle shows up I should lock the doors and call 911, but if a guy in a ski mask with an hGH gut appears to be kidnapping my neighbor, I shouldn’t ask who he is if I don’t want federal charges.

submitted 6 hours ago • 423 comments

“Democrats can say what they want about me, but I would have absolutely called the shooter a Marxist and made tasteless digs at Gov. Walz had my loved ones recently been killed in cold blood,” said Mike Lee theonion.com/mike-le...

submitted 2 hours ago • 48 comments

So I just want to be clear that the gentile President's anti-immigrant goons illegally assaulted and kidnapped the leading Jewish candidate for Mayor in New York City for walking into a federal building for the crowd that is keeping track of The Antisemitism Problem

submitted 8 hours ago • 91 comments

in hindsight we probably should have seen this was a trap, but everything was so new and we were still just kids

submitted 13 hours ago • 4 comments

Rubicon like, "Please cross another river for once. This is exhausting"

submitted 10 hours ago • 13 comments

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submitted 10 hours ago • 52 comments

Law enforcement has turned civilian protesting into true war zones. A man posted a video stating his finger was blown off.

submitted 23 hours ago • 56 comments

I have on idea what Elon is or is not putting in his body, but if you have any experience with this stuff you know that "I demand you accept this one clean drug test as definitive proof of my lack of a drug problem" is a very specific stage of a drug addict's journey nymag.com/intelligence...

submitted 8 hours ago • 22 comments

taking a short snooze, don't let any more fascism happen while I'm gone

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we are watching, we see what is happening, we understand what this is

submitted 9 hours ago • 4 comments

This photo. ICE is a gang.

submitted 9 hours ago • 644 comments

ICE just arrested Brad Lander, the NYC Comptroller and one of the leading candidates for Mayor, without grounds. He was conducting routine immigration court work, escorting individuals from hearings. He asked ICE for their warrant - well within his legal rights. This is political intimidation.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1099 comments

people will lock themselves into the most optional dilemmas on earth and then act like victims we have to also take extremely seriously

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

mike lee going down the batshit insane michael flynn path always the shittiest people u most suspect tbh

submitted 1 day ago • 68 comments

fell for it again award

submitted 12 hours ago • 140 comments

I feel like shit, I look like hell, and I don't know shit worth of fuck, but even I got my ass out to vote. If you live in Georgia, general election today. Do your part if you can. And read up on ballotpedia for more info if you as lost as me

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

it’s so funny that rightwingers do this “take care of yourself today ❤️” type shit about starting new foreign wars

submitted 10 hours ago • 259 comments

does it ever disturb anyone how willing our governments are to drop bombs and murder indiscriminately

submitted 10 hours ago • 599 comments

Utterly worthless

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CNN: "Breaking just moments ago. New data showing consumers cut back spending sharply last month ... this does appears to at least partially be driven by a hangover from tariffs."

submitted 13 hours ago • 641 comments

One begins to wonder if putting the dumbest motherfucker ever to live in charge was a mistake.

submitted 1 day ago • 484 comments

See if I was trying to convince a country to not develop nuclear weapons I wouldn’t have military planes bomb them so much when they don’t have one

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

Tina Smith on Mike Lee: "I went to him and I said, 'Your message on social media showed the image of the man who killed my friend ... and your message is, this is what happens? You need to take responsibility and accountability ...' And I wanted him to hear that from me directly."

submitted 1 day ago • 484 comments

Patriot Front crashed Springfield, MO Pride festival. Driving a Penske truck. U-Haul banned Patriot Front from renting their vehicles. It’s time for people to tell Penske to do the same.

submitted 2 days ago • 1893 comments

Sure would be cool if the Pentagon was run by somebody who isn’t a constantly lying piece of shit.

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

First time I’ve ever gotten a voice mailbox full message from Mike Lee’s local office.

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Apparently Mike Lindell has reached the finding out stage once again. He just lost in court in the defamation case.

submitted 1 day ago • 106 comments

May ChatGPT and GenAI continue to die. arxiv.org/abs/2506.08872

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

The Times questioning Zohran’s experience kinda just boils down to ideology & racism but the idea of 33 being too young to hold a major political office is so funny. If he was a CEO of a startup that produced something worse than nothing they’d write a glowing feature on his new bold ideas.

submitted 1 day ago • 154 comments

Trump is sending ICE to blue cities to enact the "largest mass deportation program in history" and Chicago is at the top of the list. I'm calling for every Democratic leader and candidate to stand against ICE, to call for its abolition, and to materially support immigrants. Inaction is complicity.

submitted 1 day ago • 587 comments

holy shit -- acting US attorney Thompson details that Boelter went to the homes of two other elected officials after shooting Hoffman but before going to Hortman's house. One cop encountered him at the third house but thought he was a police officer.

submitted 1 day ago • 884 comments

BRENNAN: The public approval is so high of deportation PADILLA: It depends how you ask the question. If you ask the same people, 'Do you think we should maintain due process in the US?' the answer is overwhelmingly yes

submitted 2 days ago • 458 comments

Fine, I'll do it myself!

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

I'll believe journalism still lives when a reporter starts their question with "After the embarrassing failure of your Birthday Parade--"

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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

It was really just a concept of a parade

submitted 3 days ago • 220 comments

If you ever feel tempted to post something like "Is [X] the first game to do [Y]" and the game came out after like 2005 just stop

submitted 2 days ago • 34 comments

these people need help! professional help! not international television exposure!

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

Sound engineers pointing out in the comments that the applause is from an indoor audience on an outdoor event💀

submitted 2 days ago • 582 comments

Conscious Lee White man shoots two elected officials while impersonating law enforcement and not one media source calling him a terrorist . . . sounds about white.

submitted 2 days ago • 52 comments

Imagine believing Friendless Urinal Cake swept all seven swing states when he can’t get anyone to come to his birthday party

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