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I may be stupid.
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Call my dad Dave and give me red hair, it's Wendier than fuck outside.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

NASCAR is my favorite sport for many reasons; Chief among them is the propensity for turning left. I hope America follows suit.

submitted 132 days ago • 1 comment

Unless Tom Brady walks down and puts on a Chiefs jersey, this game is over.

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

If we don't make it dangerous to be a Nazi, Nazis will make it dangerous to not be one.

submitted 138 days ago • 0 comments

I thought Jey Uso winning the Rumble was the craziest thing that would happen yesterday... Then Nico Harrison traded Luka for AD and a pack of bubble gum.

submitted 143 days ago • 0 comments

I was just partaking in the American news cycle when I realized the most devastating insult that could be hurled at me today would be some version of "You voted for Donald Trump."

submitted 145 days ago • 0 comments

This is boring, but start saving money yesterday. If you can't figure time travel out to do so, start saving money today. Put that money in an HYSA or CD.

submitted 146 days ago • 0 comments

I have got to get my discover algorithm dialed in. It wildly vacillates between sports I do not care about, video games I do not care about, and hot dogs (that part is fine, I think). I gotta post about more stuff I like besides hot dogs, I guess.

submitted 149 days ago • 0 comments

I left Meta yesterday and haven't had a Twitter account since Elon showed up. Time to break out the victory cig.

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

I don't really know what to do here yet, but here's a picture of the best hot dog I've ever had. We'll figure the rest out later.

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment