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alhadis.bsky.social
Cynical optimist. I'm just here to post shower-thoughts, weird facts I've just learned (but have nobody specific to share them with), and other irreverent bullcrap. 🇦🇺 Nature lover and tree-hugger proudly hailing from Melbourne, Australia.
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There're some good metalhead jokes about bass guitars, have you heard them? No of course you haven't. #dadjoke #humour #helpmeimgettingworse

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I wish there was an HTTP header I could send while loading webpages that disables any and all AI-powered bullcrap being shoved down my throat. No, GitHub, I don't need copilot. I like software that's dumb, predictable, and does exactly as advertised. I hate software that attempts to be a smartarse.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

There's a new coronavirus strain being spread that only affects ravens. It's called CORVID-19. #dadjoke #shitpost #crowvid

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Dear architects, Please bring awnings back. They were a cool idea, both literally and figuratively. Sincerely, — A hapless dickhead in a top-level sun-facing apartment sick of his unit getting hot in very sunny but mild weather.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Saffron, like truffles, is a scam targeted at people who'll eat anything if it makes them feel rich.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Everybody talks about YouTube channels being echo chambers, but nobody talks about attempting to correct political misinformation in comments section gets your comment filtered/censored because you used the word "socialism" a few too many times. No wonder YT's a cesspit of festering misinformation.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

"Red, white and blueland" is only the second-dumbest name change for Greenland, bested only by "Marjorie Taylor Greeneland".

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Random reminder that MySpace.com still exists and somebody is actually paying money to host it in 2025. WHO WHY

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments