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Pakistani-Canadian author of The Atheist Muslim (SMP/Macmillan). I don't take social media seriously. You shouldn’t either. Email [email protected]
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Immigrants taking American jobs

I have to admit that I’m totally down with joining the US as a 51st state if we’re going back to plastic straws

You’ve heard of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). Now witness Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS): a full-throated, gag-proof loyalty to Donald Trump that cannot be dislodged. “As RFK Jr’s TFS became more advanced, he began to tell people his voice issues were due to spasmodic dysphonia.”

People who are slamming Elon for this are being extremely denigrating to neurodivergent people like Hitler

Will soon be holding a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. Let me know if you can come.

I wanna meet this guy (that’s “meet” with two Es) Also interesting to see how the 2-4 inchers are being compensated (or compensating?) at higher levels than the 6-inch crowd.

They CAUGHT SANTA and he took them ALL OVER THE WORLD! My daughter Zoë and her cousins Isla and Mia just dropped their first song — they wrote it themselves! Full video: youtu.be/aTo1I8KS37w?... #merrychristmas #babyjesus #santa #allovertheworld

The TIME Person of the Year should actually be Elon Musk. Here’s why. 🧵

Brian Thompson was a human shield for a murderously corrupt private insurance industry that exploited its own customers for profit. Collateral damage is sadly an inevitable tragedy in any just war, but we all know where the real fault lies. Thoughts and prayers. #LuigiMangione #UnitedHealthcare

So when’s Assad going on Rogan

Good morning. Meet my new hero. #sexylady #marathon #skyrunners

I knew I’d seen those eyes before #kashpatel #fbidirector #trumptransition

For those disturbed by the overwhelmingly positive reactions to the murder of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, here's one way to understand it: 🧵

This story from Qasim Rashid, whose 4-year-old son was denied lifesaving care during a near-fatal asthma attack is HORRIFYING. #unitedhealthcare #brianthompson 1/x 🧵

Democrats lose because they eat their own. If Trump had pardoned his son, however egregious the crime, even if he previously said he wouldn't — all of the GOP would defend him and stand up for him. 🧵

Deniers of evolution shouldn’t get to be outraged at Holocaust deniers. Denying reality is denying reality.

Facts: 1. Catholic priests have raped more children than trans people in bathrooms. 2. School shootings have devastated more children (and their families) than drag queens.

🤔 #dominos #pizza

The real origin of atheism — explained beautifully by Kevin Bridges — came just after the Virgin Pregnancy www.instagram.com/reel/DCZukpp...

Kevin always forgets it goes the other way too. When china tariffed Soy Beans. It was ugly www.forbes.com/sites/chuckj...

YESSSS YESSS YESSS!! Finally some good news in dark times

Yes I’m on BlueSky but here’s why I’m also never leaving Twitter #prayer #virginbirth

Wicked was phenomenal. Visually stunning, incredible performance by Cynthia Erivo, and very resonant story for these times. Take your daughters to see it. And your sons.

The US 2023 Health budget in was $889 billion—the 2nd largest of any federal agency after Social Security. (The Defense budget was $820 billion.) RFK Jr. is going to lead the Dept of Health under Trump. That includes the FDA, NIH & CDC. www.medscape.com/viewarticle/... #HealthSky #ScienceSky

As we head into World War III, here are the 12 safest places to be when the nukes start flying: 1. Antarctica (duh) 2. Iceland (most peaceful country in the world) 3. New Zealand (second most peaceful, mountainous terrain) 🧵 ⬇️ [Map courtesy of Metro UK] #WorldWar3 #MapSky #PoliticsSky

In too many countries, saying the wrong thing can not only land you in jail, but endanger your life. Such is the case with "Omer". His life was threatened when he expressed doubts about the inerrancy of Islam. He now lives as a refugee in Nepal. Please listen to his story.

The closest known black hole to Earth is just 1,560 light-years away.

She was right. #OK #ComicSky

Matt Gaetz pulled out. In the middle of a school day.

Matt Gaetz’s favorite guitar chord #GuitarSky