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I’m like an anti-vampire (awake during day, doesn’t drink blood, no cloaks etc.)

highway to the danger zone? please. what this city needs is free and accessible public transit to the danger zone

All these goobers posting airplanes and stars thinking they’re drones made me realize that if there was social media 500 years ago, a bunch of people would have been sharing pictures labeled “omg a mermaid” with community notes like “that’s a rock” and “manatee.”

Kid: “old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O” Spelling bee judge: “not even close”

Petition to get Ludacris an Emmy for that State Farm commercial.

when i say "i've never been better" i don't mean i'm doing great. i mean i have never recovered

Can Vogue do a spread with Christopher Walken in a snowy forest so we can have Walken walkin' ina Anna Wintour's winter?

Regal Cinemas has us sitting watching commercials and trailers for half an hour past the stated movie start time. Half an hour.

Show of hands - who thinks these guys are gonna flop?

Please enjoy and/or remember that time James Earl Jones and Malcolm McDowell did some truly sublime commercials together. www.ispot.tv/ad/71Gd/spri...

Fashion Icon Parappa the Rapper

After the absolute tour de force that is 'Gastronauts'*, I cannot _wait_ to see what 'Nobody Asked' brings to Dropout.tv * seriously, it's so funny and so dumb and so, so funny

Looking for alternatives to awkward dinner-table political discussions this Thanksgiving? The folks at MST3K have your back with another Turkey Day marathon, including guest appearances from fans like Mark Hamill and Bryan Fuller: #filmsky 📽️ MST3KTurkeyDay.com

“Unity” can have value, I think, if it involves people putting aside smaller priorities to collectively pursue bigger priorities. It isn’t worth anything to put aside your biggest priorities for the sake of unity itself. That just amounts to “most stubborn person wins.”

Neither Amazon nor POD are the reason some books seem low quality

Pitching a movie theory article about how lockdown meant a lot of directors played Hitman: World Of Assasination and it directly influenced at least three movies

Expanding the @jasonkpargin.bsky.social section of my library.

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Knight Rider (Ocean, C64, 1986)