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burial plans in bio

I just watched my 17mo-old purposefully press a piece of salmon into the top of their head and all I could think of was this:

Wish there was a setting in my CPAP that was strong enough to just blow away all the congestion. like a pressure-washing setting or something.

my partner, while listening to "Sloop John B": Is this about Odysseus?

Is it possible defining 'woman' is, in and of itself, a reactionary liberal move that allows power to police boundaries of abjection, control and social positioning

peanut butter+chili crisp on a rice cake YOU'RE WELCOME

we already have this, it's "how violent are they towards women?"

Show me 4 pictures in your phone that have your energy that aren't selfies

small acts done consistently with love.

absolutely burst into loud laughter in the middle of the coffee shop after reading, "Oh no, did someone inherit challenging times?"

yup, more confederate flags in my hometown in rural PA than in my current home in NC

looks like my younger child's first word is going to be my older child's name.

my hs graduating class was ~260 people and I didn't know a single person who was out as queer

moms everywhere thrilled to have a new weapon in their arsenal

I'm not a good candidate for gun ownership but I took a Stop the Bleed class and definitely recommend it.

this fucking sucks, I know so many trans ppl who do door dash work

I find the Duolingo owl's over-familiarity distasteful.