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Your new pal. Human impersonator. Part of a healthy breakfast. Coffee achiever. Full of Wessonality. Fictional. Life sized human person.
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I love this little silly baby.

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Waaaah. Lead, follow, or get the fuck out of the way.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

Folks, he really thinks he looks younger now. Yikes. Also, he looks like he’s cosplaying Scrooge right before Jacob Marley turned up.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

This reminds me of a conversation I had at a Denny’s in 1995, one line into a very weird night of cocaine.

submitted 17 hours ago • 1 comment

Doesn’t Rep. Massie have Asperger’s? And I’m fairly sure Elon Musk is Autistic. Huh.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

“The Last RadioShack in Maryland Is Closing Its Doors” is my favorite Tom Waits lyric ever.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Sounds like he’s describing his aunt Rosemary Kennedy. Google it. What his grandfather did to that poor girl is horrid.

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Speaking now from El Salvador, Sen. Chris Van Hollen (D-MD) says he was denied access to Kilmar Abrego Garcia by El Salvador leaders. And was denied a phone call to him Van Hollen: "The Trump Administration is lying about Abrego Garcia"

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A liberal is a neoconservative who has been mugged by reality

submitted 21 hours ago • 16 comments

There aren’t enough Silkwood showers in the world. I’d have to boil myself. Gross gross gross.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

If you need a breather, please dig this video. youtu.be/o8WX5CLdZQY?...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Please enjoy this video of Tchz enjoying a new variety of kitty snack. The treat is a catnip lollipop. youtu.be/AYY63xlgd6Q?...

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@radiofreetom.bsky.social FTR, he’s Greek. youtube.com/shorts/keaUg...

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Make America 1890 again! Open up a carriage dealership! Buggy whips for all! Whalebone stays for your wife’s government mandated corset! Black lung for all your children who haven’t yet died of dysentery and/or mill accident! Company store credit for patriots!

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My message to the barrister castratos who have cut deals with Trump: "Exit take: Fuck you, and all your contumacious works, you cowardly brood of white-shoed lickspittles. But I repeat myself. open.substack.com/pub/charlies...

submitted 1 day ago • 24 comments

This is an exceptional question. I’d also like to know why.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I want to know who said that. Which one of those shitheels has such disregard for human life? By the by, nothing is more consequential that this. Tariffs are not a big deal compared with innocent people being worked to death in prison.

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Ah! A good time to remind all the men in my timeline to be mindful of testicular health. Get checked out! Only you can prevent ball lumps!

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Make America 1890 again! Open up a carriage dealership! Buggy whips for all! Whalebone stays for your wife’s government mandated corset! Black lung for all your children who haven’t yet died of dysentery and/or mill accident! Company store credit for patriots!

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Sleepy bebe.

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Not to invoke Leo Ryan again, but I sure as hell hope Sen. Van Hollen is traveling with a lot of security.

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Jewish classmates of Mohsen Mahdawi speak out— One, an IDF refuser, recalls how Mohsen met with Zionists, including those cruel to him—or how, while seeking to heal campus, he even expressed sympathy for administrators (the same who ignored his pleas for help). "Most profound person I've ever met"

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