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Ben stiller makes the kind of art janeane garofalo would make fun of

A second Mitch McConnell has hit the ground

A buddy just called me Parl but he said it Par-el and I’m pretty impressed that I know a guy that can do that

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

kanYe is crushing this reverse Eminem career

what's nuts is everyone on the bills, the entire killers lineup and the fans hate Mr. Brightside but Josh Allen has the band tat'd over his titty so they will sing or else

for a long time following Elon Musk felt like watching a unique kind of hellish unreality, but it increasingly just feels like a preview of coming attractions

When we get to the “only hire American sex workers” discourse wake me up. Gonna be lit!

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

Not running Beyoncé will go down as @democrats.org greatest 2024 presidential election misstep

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”

“i notice that you insert yourself into most of your own posts,” i say to myself in this post about me, the protagonist of most of my posts