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alicethelast.bsky.social
I promise I’ll be nice…ish. I clearly don’t take profile writing seriously. Closet geek. Drummer. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wzvrrov45zvoom7mhdoqym7f/feed/aaajqitparkn6
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If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

submitted 13 hours ago • 151 comments

Wrestled your mom in an Arby's parking lot

submitted 5 days ago • 3 comments

Saving my bangers for signal

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Friendly reminder. In the United States, criminals are entitled to due process. Even if you pay hush money rig an election, steal top secret documents, or incite a mob to overthrow the government; no matter how egregious your crimes, you’re entitled to due process.

submitted 8 days ago • 694 comments

rip Jesus... you woulda loved RuPaul's Drag Race Superstar

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

guess who has three hands and just got fired from the morgue

submitted 190 days ago • 20 comments

Why is it Christians only focus on the war on Christmas? What about Easter? I’ve yet to see anyone complain about being wished a “Hoppy Holiday!”

submitted 9 days ago • 5 comments

Did you know you can just not?

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

batman: i bought you a drink catwoman: *smiles while slowly knocking the drink off the bar*

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

l just plugged the usb into my laptop, in the correct hole, on the first try. So it IS possible, guys. IT. IS. POSSIBLE.

submitted 10 days ago • 43 comments

America: Where Harvard loses its tax exempt status but the Church of Scientology doesn’t.

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

3 things autistic kids will actually never do: 1. Pick up a roadkill bear from the side of the road and put it in their van to eat 2. Realize they could get in trouble for eating the bear 3. Leave it in Central Park to frame a cyclist for its murder

submitted 10 days ago • 175 comments

Welcome to all my new followers. Breakfast is hot dogs at 6:15 am sharp.

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

I encourage everyone to show up to my funeral and make up any backstory they like.

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

I'm not the most avid Christian, but even I find the use of the cross as a prop when engaging in blatant falsehoods in the name of extraordinary cruelty to be offensive.

submitted 11 days ago • 348 comments