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For me it was a hat

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Watching the new Netflix doc on OceanGate and I am SHOCKED that the CEO was a thin-skinned rich guy who fired everyone that questioned him and exploited legal loopholes in pursuit of his Vision

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"The Blue light filter coating on these lenses doesn't do shit" I think to myself after the 10th hour of staring at the tiny glow box

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I bet they did

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

The Prodigy: I'M A FIRE STARTER Me: Nice to meet- The Prodigy: TWISTED FIRE STARTER Me: oh FUCK

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Sex offender

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We know Bluesky has an algorithm because I got 3.2k posting dumb shit like this

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"what's up doc" -Bugs Bunny famous line

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Fake Flight Attendant Flew 120 Flights For Free theonion.com/fake-fl...

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

Elton John voice: b-b-b bene gesserit

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

i cant stop laughing at everything about this sorry

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This guy is a Fred Willard character

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

You can tell robins think theyre hot shit. And you know what, they fucking are

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Good heavens!

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Wow!

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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers

submitted 13 days ago • 390 comments

RIP to Brian Wilson, who gave us many perfect albums but also the perfect interview

submitted 13 days ago • 71 comments

*Dewey Cox's dad from Walk Hard voice* The wrong Beach Boy died.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Not to Boomer post but I don't know if it's better if the youths don't know what we lost in Brian Wilson. Brilliant doesn't even begin to describe him. Fuck.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Well you see it's just not practical to do this legally, so we didn't

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Long day in the biscuit mines

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Snoring on my haters

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Trivial Fursuit

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7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

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