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I’ll be flying in my UFO instead of your airplanes Also, I worked at Area 51 and S4, but that’s a joke. Don’t believe me
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I tried to quit techno music, but I relapsed.

My cats have more subscribers on YouTube than I have Bluesky followers 😹

The people who would prosecute insider trading all got fired already right?

#ElonMusk

they killed jfk for less than this

China tariffs are now 104%. Forget inflation for a moment—American owned companies are going to go out of business. This is bonkers!!!

All this. TWICE. Because Americans can’t stomach a female president.

Elon: those protestors are all paid! Also Elon:

I overestimated the United States.

Good morning

#marketcrash #TrumpTariffs #TrumpRecession #recession

At this rate, things are going to get much, much worse.

The worst catastrophes of history are caused by men who are malevolent, ignorant, and have exceptional wills.

It’s wild to think five months ago we could’ve elected a woman who wanted to tax oligarchs but instead we got a felon who’s burning the economy to the ground so they can purchase the rest of America at fire sale prices.

I didn’t want this to happen. I voted for the smart black lady.

Bluesky is sooo boooring!!!!!

5D

Delete X Cancel Starlink Defund SpaceX Boycott ALL his stuff

And here we go…👇 We. Are. So. Fucked. ✨

“I SWORE I WASN’T GUNNA SAY THAT” Girl, we’ve been WAITING for you to say that since week one of his presidency. took you long enough💀

Meanwhile, South Korea has successfully impeached their president www.nytimes.com/live/2025/04...

Day 2 of the Golden Era.

Hey, at least the guy who singlehandedly cut your 401K in half overnight isn’t spending the weekend enriching himself and the funders of 9/11 at a golf tournament… Oh wait.

Who did this?

The Trumpcession is coming. Very soon.

America just shot itself in the nuts to “own the libs”

No tariffs on Russia. Huh?

MARK ZUCKERBERG SPOTTED WEARING KNEEPADS IN THE WEST WING

Maybe next time let’s not elect someone who runs because they’re trying to not go to jail?

pro tip: if you can afford to blow $250 million on a losing campaign in Wisconsin, you can afford to pay a 90% top tax margin

#Colortherapy #Color

MEGA (make elon go away)

Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice-elect, Susan Crawford: "As a little girl from Chippewa Falls, I never could have imagined that I'd be taking on the richest man in the world for justice in Wisconsin...and we won!" Yaaaaaaasssssss!!!!

So those checks gonna bounce?

Hey elon, u ‘tupid FR