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What if we replaced trump with an orange cat for the next 4 years. Would anyone notice?

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scores of pissed off Mormon CIA agents who just got canned are ideologically cross-pollinating with platoons of fired trans FBI agents. we are on the verge of new types of politics our ancestors could only dream about

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You know things are going great when old white guys in small Pennsylvania cities are standing on the street corners holding signs reading “GOVERNMENT OF THE RICH, BY THE RICH, AND FOR THE RICH???”

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I code switch between punctuation and gifted kid burnout

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An economic blackout has been planned for today Friday February 28 for consumers to show big retailers and the government we do not tolerate your corruption. You have the power as a consumer to make the profit of billionaires fall for one day. The fourth branch of government is We The People.

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there’s a non-zero chance that this is what first broke his brain

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Tell them how you really feel, judge

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THIS IS HUGE! A cancer vaccine developed by Yale University and DFCI shows MAJOR promise. Results of an early-phase trial reveal ALL patients with ADVANCED stage kidney cancer had successful anti-cancer immune responses AND have remained CANCER-FREE approximately THREE years after treatment. 🧪🧵⬇️

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Great job, RFK, you fucking moron. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

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The Trump administration will require all unauthorized immigrants in the United States who are 14 and older to register with the federal government or face civil and criminal penalties, including up to $1,000 in fines and up to six months in prison.

submitted 5 days ago • 102 comments

Does my tummy hurt because of gestures widely the world or is it because of that one weird piece of lettuce in my salad? Happy 4 years of this shit

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Jock's pillow pecs😳

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(David Bowie voice) I’m afraid of Americans

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strawberry date 🍓

submitted 41 days ago • 12 comments

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

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Congress: today we swipe right on tiktok Zoomers: thats ... not how it ... what Congress: we flip the phone shut Zoomers: ...? Congress: with this bill we open up 'my computer' and drag the tiktok file to the recycle bin Zoomers: ITS ON A PHONE. Congress: we have degaussed the monitor of freedom

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it's me and my caffeinated drink against the world #art #bee

submitted 43 days ago • 12 comments

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submitted 45 days ago • 3 comments

This is, and I cannot stress this enough, absolutely SENDING me 😂😂💀💀

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Who up shrimping rn 🦐

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Commutations are neat, now do student loans, Joe! All of 'em! A chrismakkuh miracle could be yours to deliver!

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So in Japan there is a Housing Security Benefit of $1000/month if you lose your job (or your business closes), to pay your rent. This is one of the reasons small, weird businesses thrive in Japan: you're not risking homelessness. resources.realestate.co.jp/living/what-...

submitted 77 days ago • 35 comments

hope there’s no one actually named Scrivener. imagine being automatically to blame for people’s dumb mistakes

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the paws…

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Man you can't even sit down for two seconds around here without getting COLONIZED by some FLUFFY LIFE FORM

submitted 77 days ago • 124 comments

Five more minutes please

submitted 80 days ago • 213 comments

Today in court a litigant in a case before mine broke down crying because they'd spent $67,000 on attorneys and the case still wasn't over, they were denied appointed counsel, and had to represent themselves, and as much as we talk about universal healthcare we also need universal right to counsel.

submitted 83 days ago • 83 comments