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alihancock.bsky.social
Nerd with too many hats. Real ones and metaphorical ones. Comedy writer, comedian and miscellaneous artist. https://www.alihancock.co.uk/
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Absolutely shocking scenes on TV today - #TOTP had Paranoid Android followed immediately by MmmBop. Unconscionable.

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George Micheal's ghost must be happy for the Trump/Zelenskyy business is distracting from this crap again #TOTP

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Not again! The key changes! They burn! #TOTP

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You can't get quicker than a kwikfit fitter.

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I heard that pig stacking was a plot by Russia to destroy The West's productivity. I'd fact check the statement, but I've got an armchair and a toxic waste barrel that aren't going to drop themselves.

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I heard that pig stacking was a plot by Russia to destroy The West's productivity. I'd fact check the statement, but I've got an armchair and a toxic waste barrel that aren't going to drop themselves.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

"What did you do during the great war of '25?" "Mostly? I was on important pig stacking duties"

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Word up, delightful bumbarrels!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Completed* my first audiobook recording! It's a book by a new author @glenatron.bsky.social . It'll be available on turnanother.page eventually. *except for all the redo bits, but that's future me's problem. You know, I think other people should employ me for voice work

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Today I have eaten pancakes, finished an audiobook and mostly written a pitch for supersecretexciting project, so now I'm stacking pigs. 7m is my personal best

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Completed* my first audiobook recording! It's a book by a new author @glenatron.bsky.social . It'll be available on turnanother.page eventually. *except for all the redo bits, but that's future me's problem. You know, I think other people should employ me for voice work

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Word up, delightful bumbarrels!

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Midnight! The ALCS has guidance on how to navigate it bc either purposefully or due to ineptness it is a MESS and will otherwise take you ages www.alcs.co.uk/news/your-ri...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not usually one for saying that culture and society is becoming rotten to it's core, but in the last week I've seen two people reading books in public with the cover bent all the way back. Time to welcome the asteroid.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I've never met a doorbell that worked reliably (as a doorbell I mean, not like doing admin or manual labour)

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

I was wondering if it should be pronounced 'ee-ther' or 'i-ther' but I think it's whichever.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I was wondering if it should be pronounced 'ee-ther' or 'i-ther' but I think it's whichever.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I've never met a doorbell that worked reliably (as a doorbell I mean, not like doing admin or manual labour)

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

My wife is an excellent Sims storyteller and a few weeks back we made Farid and Khatin from The Redstone Rescue as Sims characters. Today as a birthday gift she gave me an animated advert for the book she made using them. I love it, the awkward thumbs-up at the end is excellent.

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

Come on, now, this is an eggcellent joke.

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Those Americans are just frittataing away their money.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Swap this for'photography lecturer' and I had a similar moment of realisation. Those kids really believed Robocop was based on a true story and that the Queen trained up swans in hand to wing combat.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

What’s your sign?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Broke a nail. Wouldn't it be good if I broke it telling fascists to fuck off ? (I didn't. I broke it lifting compost).

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Iron Man, Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes your clothes nice and flat Smooths out wrinkles just like that Look out! Here comes the iron man

submitted 13 days ago • 13 comments

A billionaire can never be held accountable. Therefore, a billionaire can never make a management decision

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

It's my guinea pig's favourite song! #TOTP

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Oh! 'son and heir'. not 'sun and air'! Well #TOTP

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

I knew the 'AI-in-everything' business reminded me of something...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

I knew the 'AI-in-everything' business reminded me of something...

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Unusually my new comedy material involves current events. I just need the world to not explode or get more absurd before Tuesday...

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose that the problem with being a billionaire is where can you go after you've put chocolate chips and gold sugar ball things on your caramel shortbread? Nowhere, that's where and that's got to mess with your head.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments