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alisayssew.bsky.social
mama. vegan. sewist. cat lady. emo kid. no longer young and still half perfect.
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*sees a collie* Millenial: look it's Lassie Gen Alpha: it's the Let Me Do It For You dog!.... Wait how did you know its name?

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Instagram insights are so sus. Post seen by 0% nonfollowers, yet 5.3% of interactions are from nonfollowers 🤔🤔🤔

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Hmm so saving hundreds of Instagram posts of exercises I should be doing doesn't actually make me fit.

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So ummm...anyone else just can't figure out how to unclench your jaw right now?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

It's pretty, and it needs to stop.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know how to explain it, but the more times I say my child's name to the car rider line staff at school, the less sure I am that it is actually her name.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Listening to "Rally 'Round the Fool" by The Get Up Kids. Daughter: "Your music sounds like the Jurassic with somebody playing drums and electric guitar"

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If you ever hang out with me, just know that we will spend two hours choosing a restaurant, only to discover on arrival that it is closed because I never thought to check the hours.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Urgently need someone to talk me out of cutting my own bangs.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

The cashier at the grocery store said to me, "if I ever see you in here again..." and I immediately panicked that I was being banned from the grocery store and where would I shop! But it turns out she just wanted me to fill her in on how the wild cherry and cream Pepsi tastes.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

oh no

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Kids. Destroying my self confidence since 2013.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Radicalized by the silence of those who refuse to openly support the idea that humans inherently deserve empathy, autonomy, and opportunity.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Butchertown, Louisville, Kentucky

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Obligatory cat pic

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

First post. Last post(?).

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