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The Ninja Turtle trap is set.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

The first automobile ever sold in Detroit. You can see the primordial steps as cars began the evolution towards their perfect form: the 2010 Toyota Corolla.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Sorting by unread in 1901.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

“Unattended cheese fire” is the leading cause of death in Detroit.

submitted 4 days ago • 5 comments

The sales bros at work are laser focused on important events: what was Hunter Biden was doing in China in 2019?

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Apropos of nothing, my favorite professional email I ever sent was to an annoying coworker who always wanted documentation for vanishingly unlikely scenarios. In this case, he wanted a chart listing whether our company’s products were available in various US states and territories.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

How exciting to be present at the birth of a new insecurity. See you all at the clavicle-shortening clinic.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Dan is LIVIDLY fact-checking the "name that dog" halftime segment.

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

I enjoy fantasy novels for some pleasant escapism, but also the mildly absurd ways the female narrators describe themselves.

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Kind of concerned that the Irish bar near our house is quiet today - normally by St. Patrick's afternoon we'd have already endured eight hours of the Dropkick Murphys played loud enough to hear on the space station.

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Reaching "British Aristocrat" levels of tea consumption during this string of sub-zero days.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

During the four years of relative calm, I had forgotten how much the human eye can twitch. (Not a metaphor - my eye restarted twitching this month, which I now remember happening regularly from 2017 - 2021.)

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I assume hard liquor sales are UP.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

The youth now that TikTok is banned.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Dan’s longest-lingering St. Louis trait is announcing when we’ve climbed one Arch on any hike with elevation changes.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

My midwestern mind initially recoiled in horror, before I remembered other cultures use the word “ranch” to refer to something other than dressing.

submitted 102 days ago • 2 comments

Dan spots the elusive Cleavage Moon. @bookowl.bsky.social

submitted 106 days ago • 2 comments