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I am not a religious man. However I do perform a ritual most holy every time I leave the house. At my threshold I speak: "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch" and perform the sacred hand movements to check these items are present. And Lo! They are, for I have not forgotten. Amen.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

6:30 am and it's 30 degrees C. God I hate Australian summers.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I did WFH today because I was getting a package. Tracker yesterday said that delivery was today. Tracker at 8am said today. 10am said tomorrow and it was delivered at 11. I paid extra to use Australia Post for the delivery because StarTrack sucks ass. But it seems they're both shit.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I have to open my eyes every day? When I become the God Emperor of Man, and that's a when, not an if, I will decree that one day a week you can just choose to not wake up. Just write the whole day off. And it's with edicts like these I will guide mankind into a perfect era

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

To the absolute bastard who started using their leaf blower at 6 goddamn am down my street this morning: I wish that all your apples are rotten inside and you don't realise until you've taken a big bite and chewed once or twice.

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

the meanest react you can leave on github issues is not 👎, but 😕

submitted 53 days ago • 39 comments

I can't wait for brain chips. Imagine pirating some software and a command prompt screen flashes before your eyes. Ruh-roh

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Camping Jimmy Carter's Wikipedia page for months to be the first person that updates it.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

People: I want AI that can help me with my day. Devs: ok, but it needs to have data about you to do this. People: No! I don't want to give it anything! Devs: but how can it help you without having any information about you? People: I don't care. Make it work! Devs: *sigh*

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

I seldom use LinkedIn. But when I do, I accept or reject connections from people I work with based on their ticket quality and responses. I find it helps filter out the people you don't want to be associated with.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

Oh I need to do this, but I need to do that first, shit I forgot about these, oooh what's that? Ok now to do - wait. Did I forget to take my meds today?

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

It was 27 goddamn degrees at 7 am this morning. What fresh hell is this?

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is this shit?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Gotta love an unannounced 8am Monday morning alarm test.

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

Me: I have this cool idea for a coding project. Also me: plays wow for 16 hours

submitted 119 days ago • 1 comment