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Still think a lot about popping my limbs off and putting them in an AirPod case to charge overnight

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m much too old to get up intentionally at 2am to watch a lunar eclipse but I’m happy for the youths

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

Constantly being surprised that people expect me to be an adult as an adult

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

One thing you won’t catch me doing again in my life is a shitty commute. Life is too short for that.

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

This administration is giving me grey hairs

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

the authoritarianism is bad, but the loser energy is absolutely intolerable

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

Im so tired.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

You…. Stripped the jobs? What

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Maybe Canada should adopt us instead

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

😍🥰

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Tell me why this dog is acting like she hasn’t had dinner just because I fed her at 530pm daylight savings time which she clearly still thinks is 430pm

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

When someone says “not to be political but” it only means one thing

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What doomsday prepping have you started this 2025

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

submitted 2 days ago • 28 comments

My new fave pasttime is watching Tesla fail

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*TESLA EXTENDS SLUMP TO 15% IN BIGGEST DROP SINCE SEPTEMBER 2020

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments

Can anyone tell me if we have or don’t have tariffs right now

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

There's a lot of confusion swirling so it may help to explain that the below is actually fairly normal following an ICE arrest. ICE often transfers people to the deep South where some of the largest detention centers are located, and the ICE Detainee Locator system can take up to 24 hours to update.

submitted 2 days ago • 29 comments

As I was saying yesterday, delays of less than 24 hours for people to show up in the ICE detainee locator system. What happened with Mahmoud Khalil “disappearing” temporarily when transferred to a different detention center was very normal given the agency’s tech.

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

We all take risks in life but walking barefoot on an indoor pool deck is not one I am ever going to be willing to take, not for a single step

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

The best one of these I’ve seen

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

This is outrageous - a clear attempt to "punish" law firms that have represented clients the President does not like and to intimidate others from doing the same. We need to protect the rule of law. *We need to collectively speak out.*

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

We actually really don’t need to forgive folks who are “just doing their job” aka being complicit. I personally will not be wasting my time pitying people in positions of power and influence for having to make “hard decisions”

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Morning is dark again 🙃

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: HUNDREDS of New Yorkers have swarmed and shut down the Tesla dealer in Manhattan. Six have been arrested after occupying the showroom. Protests are erupting across America to reject Musk's billionaire regime. This is how we beat fascism. Mass direct action. #TeslaTakedown

submitted 4 days ago • 242 comments

Ew the time change is tomorrow

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

bless the scots for treating the trump golf course with the respect it deserves

submitted 4 days ago • 19 comments

Last month the fda approved a new formulation of a med I take that means I no longer need to obsessively worry about refrigeration and power outages and orders expiring if FedEx is late and getting giant styrofoam boxes with ice packs every couple weeks and I keep being BLOWN AWAY with relief

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

🆒

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

lmao

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

👍

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

In fairness hes been publicly crazy since AT LEAST 2019 so I’ll need your sticker to clarify the year of purchase

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This is simultaneously funny and horrifying. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

submitted 6 days ago • 210 comments

Im issuing an EO that anytime you see Trump IRL you have to make a cry baby face to remind him he’s just a whiny little baby

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Trump Renames Eric ‘Eric Of America’

submitted 6 days ago • 120 comments

dems are dooooone

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

🤠

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Kamala Harris warned us that Trump was going to do all the things that he's now doing. But she wasn't likable enough when she did it.

submitted 6 days ago • 61 comments

BREAKING: Job losses spiked a whopping 245% in February. This is higher than any month since July 2020 (the middle of pandemic) and the highest in any February since the Great Recession of 2009.

submitted 6 days ago • 255 comments

it just doesn’t hit the same anymore does it?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments