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Today's mood until Friday:

submitted 234 days ago • 1 comment

once again mad at lisa simpson bc there *IS* a cane in CITIZEN KANE and it is very prominent and it would be cool to own it and furthermore the SIMPSONS knows this

submitted 8 hours ago • 2 comments

me: everything bagel plz him: even war? me: onion bagel plz

submitted 13 hours ago • 14 comments

ruler who killed civilians (including his own citizens) with murder drones is here with a timely message about autocracy

submitted 16 hours ago • 56 comments

this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff

submitted 23 hours ago • 112 comments

when i was younger i could never understand how people enjoyed sports and would lose their shit and go apeshit when their favorite team did something crazy until i got into competitive super smash bros melee and then i immediately understood sports people

submitted 1 day ago • 51 comments

you think your cause just? then why is it my leitmotif now plays at the pivotal moment where our ideologies clash?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

This is fucking incredible y'all, amazingly positive news!!

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

just put some burrata on top of leftover fried rice. not a game changer but pretty good. i hope you all found this experiment helpful in your own lives somehow

submitted 1 day ago • 23 comments

I don't think I need to clarify my stance on the topic but these soccer folks summed it up

submitted 149 days ago • 355 comments

Thinking about the club

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

I need to make a confession. I am doing it in a public space because I demand accountability. I LOVE STAR WARS

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Apparently chuck has been on our quarters for an entire year???

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submitted 1 day ago • 125 comments

it isn't that tucker carlson is on our side it's that if you're further right than him you're insane

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Wishing a lot of death and life today

submitted 150 days ago • 5 comments

Last night 300000 of my followers tragically perished. While im saddened by the news, I never met most of them and do not really give a shit

submitted 2 days ago • 40 comments

today most of the world's best files can be found on computers, but for a long time they were in drawers

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

DESKPOP is dead. Long live DESKPOP

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

i'm developing a heuristic for interpreting republican governance

submitted 2 days ago • 31 comments

recalling when I worked at the flight school and a wayward turtle walked onto the runway and a pilot said so, then a guy in a golf cart went out there, moved the turtle, and radioed "the turtle has been revectored", a phrase that has been seared into my brain for life

submitted 2 days ago • 21 comments

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

submitted 285 days ago • 3 comments

Same energy

submitted 3 days ago • 41 comments

Chappell Roan went from transgressive gay bops to music you hear at the grocery store in record time

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just asked my sister if she heard about the Drake/Jagmeet beef and like, I just can't fucking do this for another 50 years

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"the soviets used a pencil"

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

touch the image of the burger to verify your identity

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Imagine trying to convince people you can stand up to Vladimir Putin when you can't even stand up to DRAKE

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

There's no way Drake knows what goof actually means right? Then again I guess there's no way Jagmeet does either

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

lmfao jesus christ

submitted 3 days ago • 8 comments

there are a lot of reasons to not rank cuomo. he's a serial sexual harasser, he covered up nursing home covid deaths, and he would be awful for the mta. but i have to admit i'm not ranking cuomo largely because it would make him so mad if he loses

submitted 3 days ago • 53 comments

Absolute Loser Shit globalnews.ca/news/1124371...

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

So yeah Andor is petty good huh

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

listening to the final fantasy 7 soundtrack rendered in real time on my Roland JV-1080 lol

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

The Times questioning Zohran’s experience kinda just boils down to ideology & racism but the idea of 33 being too young to hold a major political office is so funny. If he was a CEO of a startup that produced something worse than nothing they’d write a glowing feature on his new bold ideas.

submitted 3 days ago • 154 comments

Baker Charli xcx be like I Loaf It

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i think that the mayor of new york city should be none other than the lord god almighty

submitted 3 days ago • 42 comments

if the puzzle and food teams could somehow go independent we might finally see the end of this spineless, detestable rag

submitted 3 days ago • 21 comments

I FUCKING HATE LEAF BLOWERS SO MUCH!!!! FUCK LEAF BLOWERS AND THE PEOPLE WHO USE THEM!!!!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

tale as old as time song as old as rhyme pickle and sharp cheese

submitted 3 days ago • 9 comments

When I saw Clams Casino live he fucked up like four transitions in a row and after that, he brought up rain sounds, faded out the track, faded in the new track and then faded out the rain. For every transition.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments