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Random info about me: - Senior Software Engineer for trade and fun (PHP/WordPress, JavaScript/React, Game Dev [C#/Unity], etc. ) - Gaming: (Pokémon, Fortnite, Chess, Super Mario Bros. [NES], etc. ) - Cooking, baking, and gardening. - Sharer of memes.
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Do you think DOGE is using vibe coding to rebuild the SSA codebase?

Need a 45 second moment of calm? Here’s Barry the Betta fish.

I’ve watched The Office numerous times and I’m just now noticing this?!

Fascinating.

Whenever I’m sick I always feel guilty about not doing anything productive with my time. Something I need to fix.

Just a few plant pics from around the house.

You don’t hear about this anymore.

Rawr!

GitHub is down. 😔

Far out, man.

My heart goes out to my peeps in LA. I hope you’re okay.

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

FACT: A group of rabbits hopping away from you is called a receding hare line.

Consuming a hotdog in North Korea is considered treasonous. 🌭

This culture war is getting out of hand.

Statistically, cows kill more people than sharks. Who knew that cows killed sharks?

It’s getting wild out there.

Brave programmers working tirelessly so the world wouldn’t end.

Happy New Year everyone!

Sound advice.

My shirt for 2025 came in.

Sophie is quite a photogenic dog.

Made and canned some chicken stock.

Inquiring minds want to know.

No matter how many times I’ve seen the movie Up, I still ball my eyes out. And each time, I tell myself never to watch that movie again.

I think I need this shirt.

And my ax!

🎤 the hills are alive with the sound of music….🎵

French onion from scratch.

I really should get my hearing checked.

😂🤣

Elon claims that investing in American talent is a net loss, which is terrible thinking. Skilled people are everywhere—they’re happy where they live now and will not relocate.