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my party trick is getting so tore up that i start speaking in tongues

submitted 619 days ago • 0 comments

the government is hiding this from you

submitted 619 days ago • 0 comments

👁️

submitted 620 days ago • 19 comments

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Henry Kissinger is going to outlive Twitter lol

submitted 620 days ago • 0 comments

i’m going to start posting early 2000s lolcats and become the most universally reviled account on here 💖

submitted 629 days ago • 0 comments

Hey y’all! I’m trying to connect with Disinfo researchers on here, so if y’all know of any on bluesky that I’m not yet following, then please let me know!

submitted 620 days ago • 8 comments

i learned some things about hedgehogs last night

submitted 639 days ago • 0 comments

M&Ms have been woke ever since they dropped the bit where the blue one is a divorced sex tourist

submitted 639 days ago • 12 comments

i need to bring my “posting things from silly cryptid websites” energy to bluesky, anyways here’s a screenshot about ostensibly Confederate forest elves in the Civil War

submitted 671 days ago • 2 comments

weird of him to say this now—it’s fairly late to be just adopting this line. wonder what his pivot will be

submitted 672 days ago • 1 comment

If you’re a member of Congress and your friends aren’t discussing ~Laundering Cash ~Wire Fraud ~Stealing Public Funds ~Making False Statements it’s time to find a new circle. Your network is your net worth 👑 Keep grinding. They hate George Santos because they are HUNGRY💸📈😤💪

submitted 672 days ago • 4 comments

it’s never too early in the morning to do some light online shopping

submitted 672 days ago • 0 comments

mass shooters leave behind manifestos because they want you to read it. they leave behind shitty ciphers and little puzzles because they want you to spend the time trying to figure them out. it's almost always 99.9% nonsense with no purpose other than to give them attention

submitted 674 days ago • 3 comments

As was reported by my friend Alex Kaplan on Twitter Elon Musk is subscribing to QAnon influencer Kanekoa. Musk has engaged several times with Kanekoa and amplified the QAnon influencers content as well.

submitted 674 days ago • 2 comments

what is this thing

submitted 678 days ago • 1 comment

suggestion for bluesky: marketplace tab, but only for the sale and exchange of teeth

submitted 678 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know why there's ALF discourse, but I would like everybody to know that ALF was canceled because everyone on set hated each other, and one guy got so pissed once he "became crazed" and attacked the puppet.

submitted 679 days ago • 19 comments

i hope they make ChatGPT write this during the writers’ strike

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

i have faith that we can meme our way into a gritty, sexy ALF reboot

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

there’s some unbelievable stuff in the declassified JFK files

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

of course there was never actually a TV show called “ALF.” does that sound real? we thought you were in on the joke man

submitted 679 days ago • 0 comments

once more into the breach 🥹

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