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Good cook. Always texts back. Popcorn snob. Librarian, researcher, freelance writer, pibble advocate. Tall, insomniac, too many pets, not enough tattoos.
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RESIST!

The Revolution will be AI-icized

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

Normalize pronouncing DOGE as DOUCHE.

My uniform this weekend.

Between plane crashes, re-emerging diseases, and *deliberate* ignorance at levels rarely seen in organisms with an iota of self-preservation, maybe all the doofuses will go the way of the dodo. #NoGreatLoss

So everybody saying we don’t need to worry about any of this stuff because it’s not legal. When do those legal folks step in and turn everything back to normal? Is that happening Monday? Tuesday?

Before it becomes illegal for us to say things like this: 2+2=4

H-E-fuckingsoverymuch-double-hockey-sticks YES. 😞

I'm sorry bakers, but no-one is going to eat HALF a pita. Give me nutrition facts for the whole damned pocket already.

Perfectly captured.

Woot!

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Don't piss off librarians, we're a little feral these days. "Already several states have wasted countless taxpayer dollars defending lawsuits that seek to vindicate students’ Constitutional right to read freely in a safe and supportive environment." #librarian #library #AmericanLibraryAssociation

OMFG STORM'S HERE! *high-pitched fangirl squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee of piss-my-pants delight*

“From today, America will recognize two sexes. Ours.”

Presidential portrait

If you ain’t on this energy today don’t talk to me 😂😂😂

Don't you just hate when your editor micromanages every damned word you type? #freelancewriter #workfromhome #researcher #librarian

I like Saturday morning cartoon characters because relatively few of them are revealed to be sex pests or Russian assets.

“that there is some deep, crazy part within her, that she must be on guard constantly against ‘losing control’ — of her temper, of her appetite, of her sexuality, of her feelings, of her ambition, of her secret fantasies, of her mind.” —Elana Dykewomon, “Notes for a Magazine,”

Dear World, We’re sorry. Sincerely, Sane, Decent Americans

I lived in NYC for 9/11 and took this from all the memorials around the city. Seems appropriate for today.

So apparently the act of sending loved ones little videos and cute pictures and funny things throughout the day is called "Pebbling" because there's a species of penguin that likes to leave pebbles in their partners' nests to show they care, and this is my happy thing for today

Who am I to disagree with the master?

Happy New Year

The perks of #freelancewriting: last week's topics were therapeutic drug courts/safe babies court and next week's article is tugboats.

Good one.

MUST WATCH! If you are taking a break from politics during the holiday, good for you. There is nothing to feel guilty about. If you re-center what you love, you will remember why you fight.

I am wearing #Slipknot socks.

@colbertlateshow.bsky.social knows where it's at.

Will I understand Luigi's Manifesto if I haven't played Luigi's Mansion?