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allisongauss.bsky.social
Writer, musician, hockey player. It doesn’t have to be like this. #booksky
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Lying on the floor, listening to music

i delete my posts a lot and wanted to give you some insight into why i do that: 1. i asked a question and got the answer i needed 2. vibes were off in the replies 3. i came back 10 minutes later and disagreed with myself 4. i reread it and thought i sounded annoying

Hey, artists, in case you were wondering if your work matters: I'm a scientist working on climate change and biodiversity, and I would not be who I am today without The Lorax, The Secret of NIMH, Watership Down, The Last Unicorn, and The X-Files. I know I'm not alone. Thank you for all you do.

btw one thing I learned at the training i went to this weekend is that bc ICE isn't allowed anywhere in a business that a customer wouldn't be allowed, an employees only sign on a door is enough to cause them to need a warrant. "closed for a private event" guarantees the same

L’artiste derrière ce magnifique logo 🔥 The artist behind the logo 🖌️ Kezna Dalz

See y'all at the Tesla protests!

We’re partnering w/ a number of groups participating in an #economicblackout THIS Friday, 2/28. Do not spend, if possible. No Starbucks on your way to work. No drinks w/ the coworkers after work. No dining out. No Walmart run. No quick McDonald’s drive-thru hit. Hurt their wallets!

Government efficiency is when every federal agency has to send a daily emergency email to its workers telling them to ignore another daily email from a different department trying to fire them without knowing what their jobs are.

What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't

In the same week on LinkedIn, I’ve seen a recruiter tell applicants “if you’re not using AI, you’re not a serious candidate” and a recruiter clutching their pearls and warning others that applicants are using AI tools to answer virtual interview questions.

The most important thing Elon Musk has done is show us what it would look like if you crossed Scott Peterson with a sun-starved lizard.

The answer to the issues working class Americans are facing is not to make the ultra-rich even richer. Never has and never will.

Americans should be able to retire at a reasonable age and enjoy their later years. We must expand social security, not cut it. Cut the war budget, instead.

Trying to stay awake for my 10:50pm beer league hockey game

Finding out how many Americans don’t know about the “40 acres and a mule” promise is both blowing my mind and not surprising at all.

Americans want universal healthcare, not a colony on Mars. And don’t tell me it’s about “innovation.” Making sure every American has housing, food, and healthcare is innovation, too.

There is so much content I want to make but I need to let go of the fact that it won’t be perfect stopping me from making it.

Telling people to ask an algorithm questions instead of just asking other people sounds really stupid until you notice that the idea is to make employees whole livelihood dependent on machines owned by the boss instead of on each other's skills

So if you criticize Elon Musk, Trump’s DOJ will send you this letter. Members of Congress must have the right to forcefully oppose the Trump Administration. I will not be silenced.

Me, when I catch myself catastrophizing

Question: I switched from Spotify to Tidal so more of my $ would go to artists, but it doesn’t have podcasts. What podcast app do Tidal (or other) listeners use?

"We've added A.I. to--" me:

look, it’s really simple: owns several car dealerships, can’t spell bourgeois: blue collar working class adjunct professor surviving on black coffee and tofu, can spell bourgeois: bourgeois

Who will be joining us all over the country for #protests this month & next? 👋

Support your local federal employee

Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.

Imagine being rich enough to do anything you want and choosing to take food and medicine from starving children to give yourself even more money.

I have a lifetime of experience with the hopelessness and helplessness of major depression. I feel exquisitely prepared for this moment in America. My brain couldn’t stop me and neither can these losers.

Going through some journaling from the past month: “I’m feeling sad today and not just because of fascism.”

Building self-worth by reminding myself that I am - without a shadow of a doubt - smarter, better looking, and a better influence on the world than the president (either one).

Applying to a job on LinkedIn with your LinkedIn Profile: “Please link to your LinkedIn profile.”

Imagine you have over $400 billion and you spend your time working to deny hungry children around the world meals to avoid starvation.

When a judge stops the president from doing something illegal, that’s not a “threat to democracy,” that’s a check on the president’s power. That's the whole damn point.

My favorite man today is the hairdresser who was clearly fighting for his life as he cut my hair. Because instead of surging on, not knowing what he was doing, he stopped and asked his female colleague for her expertise. And she fixed everything.

The flying public needs answers. How many FAA personnel were just fired? What positions? And why?

It's been fun watching the LinkedIn cybersecurity gatekeeper crowd rapidly pivot from "you're not qualified to work in cybersecurity if you don't have a degree and certifications" to "actually, I think a 25 year old coder is perfectly qualified to perform a financial audit of the federal gov".

I am a casual fan of Kendrick Lamar. Listen to a lots of singles, sometimes full albums. Last night I listened to “Meet the grahams.” Holy shit you guys. That is a scorched-earth-ruin-your-whole-life kind of song.

God I love this podcast

being sane? in this economy? yeah right buddy 😂

Elon Musk’s staffers have taken an additional $7.4 million this week in expenses, bringing the total to $14.4 million.

Gonna make a documentary about being hangry and call it The Fast and the Furious

You can do it. I’m staring at you supportively because I believe in you