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Much to discuss. Piper, NOOoOooOoooo!!

Who’s a worse actor: Gal Gadot or Tommy Wiseau

Sat outside in the sun for 10 minutes and I am healed

Walked past a mob of schoolchildren chanting “WE WANT ICE CREAM” and 3 wild-eyed teachers who had zero control over the situation

The thing about my close personal friend Marty Scorsese is you always forget he’s actually quite a good actor. #TheStudio

This is all part of Marvel’s experiment to make sure you guys will watch absolutely anything

People who fall for obvious AI trailers should be put down

Saw a woman saying goodbye to her friend but instead of saying “goodbye” she yelled “BAGELS!!” and ran into a deli. I get it. 🥯

I’d say that’s probably enough think pieces about Aimee Lou Wood’s teeth

Sick of your little mind games

people who thought I couldn’t work in an anti-Russo Brothers rant into my Mickey 17 review are gonna haaaaate this ep

Love that film social media accounts have just become reports on if films are profitable or not for the studios. Healthy. Thriving. Art.

Sorry I cannot attend your function, I have to disassociate for 4-6 hours

As a culture we need to stop trusting lip-readers

Flow characters ranked by how much my mom liked them (names by her) Flow, the little cat The Capybara Mr. Lemur The Big Bird The Least Stupid Dog The Poor Whale All The Other Dogs

Mickey 18 > Mickey 17

my galaxy brain take on this shit is the Russo Brothers & Company are conditioning audiences to accept (and welcome!) generative AI slop. Because what’s the difference at this point?

My mom wanted to take me to the movies for my birthday weekend and I suggested Mickey 17. She said she’d watch the trailer and call me back if she wanted to see it. A minute later she called back and just said “get the tickets.” ✊🏻

Me: I should work TikTok: shouldn’t you watch 80 videos of baby elephants instead Me: my bad you’re right

Not to brag but 💅🏻

I know you’re having a bad day. But you could never flop as hard as Hulu just did. Chin up.

absolutely iconic to not shout out the real pope who is half dead #oscars

I think the first question you should have to answer if you want to become a voting member of the Academy is “do you like movies?”

I respect that Tom Hardy chose one generic New York/Jersey mashup accent and was like this is probably fine for any role for the next 30 years

i haaaaate the Grammy/Emmy-fication of the Oscars and think it will ultimately destroy the brand in this essay I will

You want to hear both these things. Trust me.

Whenever you make brown rice you just have to accept that there’s a 60-75% chance that you will starve before it’s ready

I’m sick as hell but powered thru with @meredithlclark.bsky.social in order to yell at the academy for disrespecting my beloved Dune

The algorithm finally submitting to my vibes and feeding me nonstop ads for ketamine

Luca’s direction: “you killed your husband.”

Oh my god I’m so excited www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmSP...

I’m so bored I just did my dishes

I know a stupid wig hates to see Glen Powell coming

has Tom Brady always been bad at this or is he having a medical event

They should bring out Kendrick early

I think if I was a football player my least favorite part of the game would be getting tackled

Every brand: what if there was a guy AND a girl

Every scripted show on network tv seems like an SNL parody of a stupid show

Me: *extremely out of my element; uncomfortable; fraud* …go eagles?

If I send you this it means I’m planning to be petty in a productive way