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God Bless America

JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

Dear Europe, Vance is a fucking parasite. His follow through accomplishing anything is nil. Ask East Palestine how long he was interested in their train derailment disaster or how quickly he turned against regulations that would prevent another one.

“MaYbe shE’s goiNg to be in TroUble nOw” Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

apple.news/AM49q5FygRwy... Sure is weird how republicans are all of a sudden really into defending Ukraine. Vance was quoted as saying “great fucking couches in Ukraine, big luscious cushions to just squeeze and writhe all over. We must protect them!”

Im starting to think the Eagles might win this game

Kendrick Lamar…DAMN

Today I ate a bowl of lucky charms and thought “you know, the non marshmallow pieces really pull their weight more than I gave them credit for as a kid.” That wrapped up the positive thoughts portion of my day.

Congressional Democrats and labor unions hammered President Trump for “vicious and vengeful and villainous attacks" on education Tuesday, as reports have also surfaced that he could soon issue an executive order that would dismantle the U.S. Education Department.

apple.news/Algq4VhWpTBq... Just like Jesus would have wanted… right?

What a fucking chud, Elon confirms the names of his co-conspirators.

Knowing the names of the an unelected oligarch’s underlings who are destroying the government from within is a crime now, apparently.

What's the policy on here for suggesting certain people should be assassinated

Tomorrow is going to be an absolute bloodbath for the financial markets. I’m going with “my anus is blllleeeeeding!” levels of catastrophic crashing.

A federal judge ruled Tuesday the Trump administration must wait until at least next week before it can move forward with pausing federal spending on trillions in grants and loans, though she emphasized the stay might not continue after a Feb. 3 hearing.

My first Substack: Hold on to the truth. open.substack.com/pub/jimacost...

Today is a good day to rewatch “Inglorious Bastards”. You’re welcome.

Purged Facebook, Instagram, Pinterest and Twitter from my life. It became immediately clear I had not opened any of them in years…so, I think I’m going to be just fine in the aftermath.

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores theonion.com/conserv...

Didn’t see any discussions around the new federal hiring mandate that eludes to using “digital platforms” to engage engagement… can’t see that being used as a way to weed out “uncooperative” applicants from the pool… www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

@eliotetc.bsky.social In light of all the depressing shit today, I had not remembered hearing you talk about playing synths before the last episode. What kind of GAS you into over there? (Incorrectly messaged Ricky about this, sorry about that!)

@rickyftw.bsky.social In light of all the depressing shit today, I had not remembered hearing you talk about playing synths before the last episode. What kind of GAS you into over there?

Worth resharing this today, WIRED’s guide to protecting yourself from government surveillance

Pretty fucking weird that dipshit pardoned all those antifa soldiers…