Profile avatar
allsharksnobite.bsky.social
🦈 Consider this your San Jose Sharks therapy session. Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and Amazon Music. For inquiries: [email protected]
183 posts 149 followers 84 following
Prolific Poster
Posts 42 Comments 8

Time to right a wrong (for the right price), GMMG. #SJsharks

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I asked Apple Intelligence to create the #SJSharks logo as an emoji and what it came up with is actually pretty accurate :(

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Ryan Warsofsky is no fool. He learns from his mistake and starts Celebrini and Walman with Wennberg in overtime. #SJSharks

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Kevin Weekes really tests how badly I want to watch Connor McDavid play.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I’d like to suspend Gary Bettman for 10 games.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Love how assertive Graf looks with the puck. #SJSharks

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Rookie of the year. #SJSharks

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Two thoughts: 1) Why is McDavid wide open in the slot? 2) Leafs fans have to be pumped about the way Marner and Matthews played in this game. #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Of course

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Jordan Binnington catching everything like a beer di champion. 🎲 #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

What was the point of scratching Kyle Connor — one of the best sharp shooters in the league — for a guy who has mostly been parked on the bench in crunch time? #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

Colonel Sanderson 🫡 #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

So many American psychopaths are gonna be playing hockey in the next 15 years because of the Tkachuks lol #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Really would have liked for Matt Boldy to take a page out of MacKinnon’s book and take that shot with traffic instead of passing it out wide. #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

This game is fast as hell. #4Nations

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Skating nerd observation: that cross-under by Werenski to build speed down the right wing was beautiful. #4Nations

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Dallas has to be pumped to have Mikael Granlund after his performance in the #4Nations

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I will be changing my name to Tkachuk. I will have no further comment at this time. #4Nations

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

The #SJSharks watching Finland implode in the third period:

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

A goal on an existing powerplay to start the period? In this economy?? #4Nations

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

I gotta give Mitch Marner credit — he looked pitiful for 40 minutes, but has been very noticeable offensively in the third period. #4Nations

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

McDavid is making the best Swedish hockey players in the world look like they’re skating in quicksand. #4Nations

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Imagine not being excited about this. #4Nations

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Good pick

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I see Alex Ovechkin has decided to chase the assists record instead.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

What is Jake Walman doing there? #SJSharks

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

The #NHLBruins have 7 shots on goal through 35+ minutes. #NYR #Bruins #NHLonTNT *send* And they tie the game on their 8th shot.

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Loved watching the power play run through Will Smith off the half wall in the third period last night. #SJSharks

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Shakir Mukhamadullin doesn’t need to make devastating open-ice body checks, but he does need to get more physical and rely less on poke checking when defending the rush. #SJSharks

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Tic-tac-toe-tic-tac 🚨 #SJSharks

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

The prophecy fulfilled. Masterclass by Mike Grier getting a first rounder in the Granlund/Ceci deal. #SJSharks

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

Tyler Toffoli the last three games: “Hello, I’d like to buy a goal.” Goaltenders:

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

John Tortorella benches Matvei Michkov again — and the two proceed to shout at each other on the bench. Meanwhile, Will Smith is on a 6-game heater for the #SJSharks. ☕️🐸

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

#SJSharks with full control of the puck in the defensive zone. Turnover. Goal. Drink.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

The Outlaws have (correctly) entered the chat — now the name choice gets a lot more interesting! Also, gotta love the not-so-subtle plug for Qualtrics 😂 #UtahHC

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

We’ve only heard Rantanen’s side of the story, so this take might end up looking silly — but if contract negations went down the way he described it, Colorado messed. UP.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Rookie of the year. #SJSharks

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Between that catch by Worthy and Shawn Hochuli threatening to award points for habitually bad behavior has made today the most playoffy day ever. #NFL

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

#SJSharks outnumber the Panthers 3-on-2 in front of the net — still turns into a 2-on-1 for Florida and a goal. Complete lack of communication.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Sitting at In N Out: 1-0 FLA Sitting at home watching the game: 2-1 #SJSharks I assume my check is in the mail.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Eric Tulsky is a wild wild man and I’m here for it

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

🤯

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment