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The temperature has plummeted here & it’s been raining. I’ve caught a cold with MDW looming. I feel like garbage. Global warming is very real.

All that bitching Canes fans did when Timo got thrown into Andersen for the Canes to intentionally take head shots at Bob. Whiniest fans in the league. Shut the fuck up.

RIP to George Wendt, an actor who clearly had fun in the genre space. Here are some of my favorite career highlights with titles in the alt text. 📽️🎬

Blatantly disregarding no contact boundaries by googling & emailing your adult child at their place of work an unhinged email is lunatic behavior.

I could care less about celebrity drama but the Tommy Lee, Ronnie Radke, Brittany Furlan debacle is too funny to not get semi invested in. 😹

The lost delicious combination

My mother in law graduated college today. I’m so proud of her. She’s the mom I never had & such an inspiration that anything is possible. I never really had a role model, she’s definitely it.

#NJDevils

Toronto is gonna burn down tonight, isn’t it? 😳

Now THAT’s a cherry pie

Blessing your feeds with a pile of vintage Koll-Aid. It’s like a drinkable miniature art gallery.

Monthly Massage ✔️ Now it’s movie time

no one is hotter than Melanie lynskey in Detroit rock city hummina hummmuna awoogaa (respectfully of course)

Dunkin’ has a Guava Refresher & I’m getting it as much as I can before it’s gone.

Happy Friday from one of my office elevators 🤦🏼

Skittles could release a brand of antacids and dominate the elder millennial market

Greeeeen

Going back to the source material. I only ever read the 1st one ages ago.

Tonight on @pluto.tv, Fango presents an anthology double-feature with TALES FROM THE DARKSIDE: THE MOVIE and BODY BAGS. It all goes down tonight on Pluto.TV starting at 8pm ET on the Terror channel.

I knew that the Caps would be exposed eventually. Just wish it wasn’t against the Canes.

🎶 oOooo heaven is a place on earth 🎶

Make Pepto fountains a thing plz

The Spittin’ Chiclets dudes are insufferable. Especially this time of year.

Go watch Nonna’s. I absolutely loved it. Filmed around where I grew up & where I live now. Jersey, not New York baby. A new favorite for sure.

The Leafs blew a 2 game series lead. Shocker.

Mother’s/Father’s Day is complicated for me but I’m fortunate enough to have the best in-laws that became the parents I dreamed of having growing up. The situation with my parents is still a shame but it’s not as rough as time goes on & I heal properly. It’s been a journey to say the least.

Happy Mama’s Day

Went outside for 10 minutes to pickup breakfast & my allergies are going WILD

Thankful that I didn’t get too many stupid tattoos when I was younger. I’ve only had to cover up 2.

Finally a Snickers I can get down with

What are you wearing to Bsky Prom?

Made a late night target run for mother’s days cards & snacks. Naturally throwing Little Monsters on to match the vibes.

Last Four Friday #Filmsky #Letterboxd #LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday

Constantly at war with myself

Signed up for a trial MMA class 😬

Tattoo appointments are basically a form of dermatology. So PTO for medical reasons.

This Amity Ice print is based on a clay 'popsicle' I sculpted seven years ago