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I just saw this for the first time and all I could think about was how badly your life would have had to have gone if you found yourself in a bar getting any kind of advice from Andrew Scheer

Not With Three Barrels He Can't.

DESERVED.

me going to the basement for my morning workout

Critical work survival tips from @sarahcpr.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/uqku0...

Today Trump wrote it down in an executive order to prove he is a big boy

BREAKING NEWS: 4:18 Tommy Vietor: Jesus Christ Trump is signing an EO specifically designed to punish one person, Miles Taylor, who wrote a critical book of him. The EO strips Taylor of his security clearance and directs DOJ to investigate him. This is the most authoritarian shit imaginable.

ELECTION RESULT: A team of city council members in Rolla, Missouri, have been pushing anti-LGTB policies, including a ban on drag shows and book censorship. Voters just ousted all three of these city councilors who were running for reelection, backing candidates backed by a local LGBT group.

The skeleton key to understanding reactionary conservatism is quite simple: they are scared, all the time, of everything.

In 100 years we are going to get a definite explanation for how the dawn of The Information Age resulted in the dumbest people imaginable running the country

60 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5

A friend of mine taps trees for maple syrup. She's ending her season, and she told me that she is going to "clean the sap tanks." I have never heard a better euphemism for kicking someone in the nuts. Try it today! For example: If I ever meet Elon Musk, I'm gonna clean his sap tanks."

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Wowzers - the Twin Flames Universe cult leaders Jeff and Shaleia reached out to the media to tell their side of the story and landed on Canada's W5 Investigates as their platform of choice. Spoiler alert: it does... not go well for them. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlLd...

Huge turnout at Hands Off protest in nation’s oldest city St. Augustine, Florida. No media there to cover it - please share. #handsoff #handsoffflorida #handsoff2025 #floridaprotest #florida #resist #floridaresists #staugustineprotest #saintaugustine #staugustine #dumptrump #resisttrump #lawsmatter

Video obtained by my colleague Farnaz Fassihi shows how the IDF deliberately attacked, over several minutes, a convoy of ambulances and other emergency vehicles in #Gaza. #Israel wrongly claimed that the vehicles drove without emergency signals and headlights. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/04/w...

Trump supporters, 2016: Look at that jet! Donald Trump is an American success story who'll use his years of business experience to put more money in your pocket! Trump supporters, 2025: Listen to the leaves in the wind...the calling bird...the humble cricket...what possessions compare to these?

Ohio! It is early on a Friday morning, but this is a Get Up & Get Going moment. Start by contacting your state reps ASAP.

I have tariffed the penguins that are on Heard Island and which you were probably assuming did not export goods forgive me they were taking advantage of us so cunning and so cold

Yes, the stock market may be tanking and our national security apparatus has never been more vulnerable and we're on the verge of both economic collapse and war, but it was all worth it to keep pronouns out of email signatures.

It is hard to express, without resorting to expletives, how utterly stupid it is to suggest that the United States, world's richest economy with a population of 334 million, should have a bilateral trade balance of zero (no trade surplus, no trade deficit) with every country in the world.

The bad place in American history starts tomorrow. And Canada will not get through this unscathed. Be prepared for difficult times ahead. There will be efforts to divide us and to weaken our resolve. Let's be smarter than that and stay focused on what we need to do as individuals and as a nation.

thank you donald trump for your diligent work as you make the US a stagnant, backwater pariah state and playground for sociopathic tech oligarchs

Jeez, what did we do in 2018, America? This just makes me so sad.

A great night for Democrats: 1. Susan Crawford beats Schimel/Musk/Trump is Wisconsin and appears to be on track for a landslide. 2. Cory Booker delivers historic motivation. 3. +17 swing toward Dems in FL-01 from November 4. +19 swing toward Dems in FL-06 from November Damn good night for Dems.

I am so happy for you, Wisconsin! Way to lead the way 😍

another normal day in the White House

Kurt Vonnegut’s jaw would have been on the floor if he had lived to see his Nazi character “Howard J. Campbell” in the White House.

“My opponent Elon Musk” is perfect. Vote, Wisconsin!

the radical left is determined to destroy everything I've created because they are evil and want to punish the good things I do, now please excuse me whilst I defund these children's cancer hospitals