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Childless Cat Lady. Digital Media/Stage Manager/Splits Enthusiast living in the city of Chi. Insta📷: @allywetz ; @allydoesthesplits #allywetzherpants
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CLOCK IT GAGGY #TheTraitorsUS

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Glad to see Tom is not straying from his strategy of being completely delusional. #TheTraitorsUS

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Why is Alan dressed like Pepper today? #TheTraitorsUS

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MICHAEL CHRISTOPHER WHITE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING

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I think a pressure washer could fix me.

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TOM SANDOVAL IS SUCH A LOSER. Ariana stays winning. #thetraitorsus

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This new Lexi girl… why are her lips lined like that? #summerhouse

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I need ppl to stop asking me if they can help me find anything at Home Depot, just let me wander around lost for 20 minutes with my dignity.

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Well, one thing we’ve learned about Boston Rob is that he’ll talk you through it… #thetraitorsus

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Gabby is the gift that keeps on giving. #thetraitorsus

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How are we this many episodes in and they’re still using that weird fucking filter in the DR? FIX IT #thetraitorsus

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Boston Rob fucked up so bad he made Tom Sandoval think thoughts. #thetraitorsus

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JFL’s pubes might be my favorite storyline. #rhony

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Rebecca Minkoff is crazy, and not in a good way. Please don’t put her on my TV again. #rhony #bravo

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Kathy Hilton was made for reality TV and we don’t talk about that enough.

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I love Taylor Swift. But believe me when I say we don’t need to see Taylor Swift’s reaction to EVERYTHING. Get that camera out of that poor woman’s face.

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I need to speak with whomever made the artistic choice that Satine should be BRUNETTE.

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Okay, so I didn’t love “SHeros.” #thegrammys

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Lady Gaga really paid for an entire commercial break.

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Now I know somebody didn’t let Beyoncé go to the Grammys with a double underwire poke

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Me, watching Sabrina Carpenter perform at the Grammys after I’ve been watching her since Girl Meets World, “My Shaylaaaaaa!”

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I feel like the googly eye rock from Everything Everywhere All At Once is about to pop up behind Billie Eilish #TheGrammys

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I hate seeing Tom Sandoval have joy. #TheTraitorsUS

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Is Sam the worst casting choice of all time? #TheTraitorsUS

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Wow 2025 can get fucked.

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Tom creepy crawling up to Chrisshell “ChWiShElL I kNoW u hATe mE bUt dAt wAs WeALLwY bWaVe…” worm behavior!!! But I love watching it, he’s so embarrassing #thetraitors #traitorsUS #traitors #thetraitorsus

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I’m so serious this was me watching the door open #TraitorsUS

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Jack Schlossberg, Caroline Kennedy’s son, on RFK Jr and the silence from some of his family members.

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A lot of my friends don’t have social media, so I had to explain what BlueSky is: “It’s the app created by the ex-Twitter guy, I think just to piss M*sk off, and now it’s bigger than Threads, which will likely piss Z*ck off.” My friends are very supportive of my app choices.

submitted 32 days ago • 10 comments

These fuckers really confusing Asperger’s and Auschwitz today, huh?

submitted 33 days ago • 298 comments

I made the jump to @thestorygraph.com today - you can import your Goodreads data. Surprise! The hardest part is exporting out of Goodreads. Have to do it on DESKTOP: My Books > Tools > Import and Export, and if the export button is missing just go add one book and come back and it’ll be there !

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The test was "what if someone made the most clear Nazi signal that has ever been Nazi signaled?" and the media immediately failed.

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I just realized I’m gonna be in my 40s when this administration is finally over 😭

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Brave yourselves for more of the like.

submitted 33 days ago • 1054 comments

A British theory from 2005 suggests that, for a variety of reasons, the 3d Monday in January - termed Blue Monday - is the most depressing day of the year. (Google it) Seems close to the mark.

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