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Coffee witch, Variety #VTuber, Techie and Guildmaster to my Brewventurers! | VTuber Parents: @bakedeath.bsky.social, @tredcat.bsky.social , @Rinnytanart.bsky.social | 🔞 | 📺: #HexbladeBrewing 🖼️: #DarkLatteArts Links: https://almahexbla.de/
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stealing "a yuri of absence" that is the perfect way to describe the gay shit in 1000xresist

Just sharing my schedule again since it I posted this pretty late~

[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️] I'm back y'all! Let's have a chill week. Minus the Tetrio. That's never calm. Wed: Tetrio Practice!🟥🟧🟨🟩 Thurs: Replicube! ⏹️ Fri: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️ See you there! #VtubersUprising #EnVTubers

[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️] The guildhouse is closed this week! Why? I'm going to Anime Boston! I wonder if you'll see me. 👀

[🔴We're Open!🔴] IT'S FRIDAY EVERYONE! Come gather around the TV cart and let's watch some educational videos together! We got: - A famous Algorithm! - A music machine - A robot salamander! And so much more! Come join! https://twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade #EnVTubers #HexbladeBrewing

I'm being so brave right now, I need to get out of bed *and* my tummy hurts...

~𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓒𝓪𝓰𝓵𝓲𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓸~

Thanks for making Apple be less bullshit, Epic. Also: fuck you though

I think I might need to cancel stream y'all. 1.) Vibes are a bit off. 2.) With the fiddling with my stream setup, I still haven't finished it, so I still need more time to make it as good as the setup on my main PC. gomen, oomf-chans, we'll be up and running by Friday.

[🚪We're Closed...🚪] Unfortunately, that was.... An experience for sure. Sorry for all the technical difficulties, guys!

[🔴We're Open!🔴] Tonight, we dive! One more into the breach, let's spill squid guts and ink our enemy dry! ...okay that sounded kinda weird. Anyway, Helldivers 2 coming up! https://twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade https://youtube.com/live/DmDLcxanxcY #HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers

[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️] I am a Perfectly Normal Helldivers 2 Stream Surely Nothing Bad Will Happen Sat: I Am A Perfectly Normal Helldivers 2 Stream ⚔️ Wed: Tetrio Practice!🟥🟧🟨🟩 Fri: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️ See you there! #VtubersUprising #EnVTubers

Look at how cool I am I'm very proud of this okay ;;

Listen I'm really proud of this it came out super good and I made it out of my frustration about my discord getting pined like 5 billion times when I have technical issues. Feels embarrassing.

Through the power of using *two* PCs for streaming, I made a custom disconnection screen when my gaming PC needs to restart! It detects when the stream freezes and sends it to a BRB until I get back online! #ENVtuber

The only person who would wish me a happy mother's Day is my wife Do not ask why she calls me Mommy

[🚪We're Closed!🚪] Three bosses in one stream!? Dare I say that his is going... *Swimmingly~* We raided @goblinfia.bsky.social playing Oblivion Remastered! Lusty Argonian goblin...?

[🔴We're Open!🔴 We're going through Another Crab's Treasure! Come to go through New Carcinia! Come join! https://twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade https://youtube.com/live/zrsS7lz6B5E? #HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers

So, I heard there was Brisket discourse again, and I was organizing stuff on my pc and found these again so fuck it, I'm posting them again Brisket cutie patootie I love you girliepop #GuiltyGearStrive #Brisket #Bridget

[🔴We're Open!🔴] It's Friday, so it's time for another Findin' Out Friday! This week: Curated educational(?) videos, from yours truly! Such as: - Library Music - Watch Movement! - Washers? - NOISE And more! Come join in! https://twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade #HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers

We'll be starting our weekly steam soon~ I just wanna make my wake-up tea!

Watch my friend!!! New model!!!

[🔴We're Open!🔴] Go witch girl go! We're going to be practicing more Tetrio today! Come cheer on (one of) your favorite witch girls as she learn how to t-spin still! https://twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade https://youtube.com/live/C8E4QcTVsa0?feature=share #HexbladeBrewing#EnVTubers

Morning! Let's smack some beasties! Whether metaphorical or real and shooting lightning at you!

Ready for the hunt! Did you get a meal in before we're going to head out? #LatteDarkArts (🖼️: @rinnytanart.bsky.social )

[🗓️Weekly Specials!🗓️] Gonna take it a little easy, but that doesn't mean that there's no challenge! Wed: Tetrio Practice!🟥🟧🟨🟩 Fri: Findin' Out Friday! ⚛️ Sat: Another Crab's Treasure (NG+)! 🦀🦀 See you there! #VtubersUprising #EnVTubers

Loosely from an old tweet: The only piece of streaming tech that I didn't make myself is a chatbot and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it introduces a feature I don't recognize.

Gonna try for a low-key week this week. My sleep schedule is still screwed up. You ever just procrastinated falling asleep?

(disgusted)

i got filtered by the first boss why would they do that to me Thanks for tuning in, y'all! And thank you to @nelcelestine.bsky.social for the raid, of course. <3 We sent everyone over to @fofamit.bsky.social !

[🦀We're Live!🦀] We return to the sea! It's been forever, but I'm going to be playing #AnotherCrabsTreasure NG+! I also haven't played this in a year so *DYING WILL BE FUN*. Come join! #HexbladeBrewing #EnVTubers https://twitch.tv/AlmaHexblade https://youtube.com/live/1mc2T4J7AJY

[⏰Soon!⏰] We return to the sea! It's been forever, but I'm going to be playing #AnotherCrabsTreasure NG+! I also haven't played this in a year so *DYING WILL BE FUN*.

Support my mamaaaaaa 🥺

As a positive today, I did eat like 7 tacos.

... Okay... Sorry sorry we will. I did not expect to hit the floor from being that tired from work.