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mate, flushed with conquest, betrayed

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

it craves this experience; it wants to be mashed

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

good emails to get: -you have been accepted to free money program -darling, i am madly in love with you (from hot person) -we would like to publish your book/produce your film/build your cathedral bad emails to get: -all others

submitted 16 days ago • 11 comments

oh the superbowl? that’s bread and circuses. oscars? bread and circuses. that show you like? sorry that’s bread and circuses. the circus? you know it. do not even get me started on that bread you made dude

submitted 17 days ago • 83 comments

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

submitted 19 days ago • 353 comments

conversation with the ancestors

submitted 26 days ago • 29 comments

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

submitted 28 days ago • 540 comments

Yo Landlords are trying to destroy the Prince Charles cinema. Do me a favour and sign this petition to make them not do that? Ta. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

submitted 29 days ago • 6 comments

now that DeepSeek has completed AI, we hope that Silicon Valley will turn its attention to the next best thing: investing in rural history museums

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

submitted 35 days ago • 56 comments

[dale gribble voice] you gonna let the /government/ tell you what gender you are? not me. who do you think is pulling their strings? that's right: the greeting card companies, the drop down menu programmers, and the god-danged public restroom sign makers

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

to play Movie 43 in Cinenerdle is to forfeit all honour

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Man goes to doctor. Says his ass hurts. Says it's from sitting at computer all day. Says he sits until his ass hurts. Says he sits at computer during work and after work. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Sit at computer less. Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I love sitting at computer'

submitted 42 days ago • 42 comments

all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art

submitted 49 days ago • 280 comments

Funny how it was bright outside 12 hours ago and now it's not. And they want you to think this is normal

submitted 50 days ago • 1 comment

doctor: i know what you need. there’s a great clown in town that will cheer you up. pagliacci: but doc, doctor: wiggles pagliacci: oh. haha. i thought- doctor: i’ll write the name down. there’s another clown in town too, but you can skip it. pagliacci. not funny. bad bad bad bad bad. stupid

submitted 51 days ago • 21 comments

an actually good movie about the empty venality of the american media is of course NETWORK. an actually good movie about blithe indifference to a looming threat is JAWS.

submitted 62 days ago • 340 comments

a man's home is his castle. stay vigilant tonight folks

submitted 64 days ago • 116 comments

he did it all in one night - of course he can!

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

The ancient Romans considered having a large follower count to be brutish and uncouth, compared to the scholarly and streamlined lowbies

submitted 70 days ago • 14 comments

We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

I always forget Chinatown is a Christmas movie

submitted 74 days ago • 17 comments

some write great novels or books of philosophy. some are called to paint, to dance, to fill the world with music. my brain does this

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Breaking: The NYPD is responding to a credible tip related to the name of the masked CEO killer and is now on the search for "Amanda Hugandkiss"

submitted 80 days ago • 30 comments

hark tuah, hear the angels sing on that thang

submitted 82 days ago • 1 comment

just saw Conclave and now i can't stop thinking about what my Pope name would be

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

i like how vague foreign governments are whenever a coup or something happens elsewhere, because they don't want to risk insulting the eventual winner. "we are aware of the events that may or may not be occurring, and are very concerned by... everything that's going on"