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I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers. They/Them
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Sorry, it was the best I could do! (In one week.)

Mocking libertarians is My love language.

Easter falls on 4/20 this year, so Me and My buds are going to have to make some bad jokes. #420Easter

A Missouri Congressman has figured out what is causing America’s problems: DEMONS! showmeprogress.com/2025/04/13/l...

arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

Church is canceled due to the economy.

If you voted for this, We’re all laughing at you. www.latintimes.com/education-se...

SCIENCE. www.rawstory.com/christian-na...

Thinking about resurrecting Henry Kissinger so I can watch him die again.

Always look for the helpers.

How about you Switch 2 studying the Holy Bible

TODAY ONLY: I will answer all prayers sent to Me.

Church is canceled for your safety.

Lately, all of the prayers from Earth have had “Scam Likely” on My caller ID, so I’ve been letting them go to voicemail.

It’s surprisingly easy to boycott Amazon.

Church is canceled for the sake of efficiency.

I’ve written a strongly-worded letter to Satan, letting him know that I’d prefer he stop being quite so evil.

Someone should really do something about all this.

New study out from the International Institute of No Shit a Baby Could Have Told You That: www.eurekalert.org/news-release...

Does anyone remember the door code for the Pearly Gates?

🤔 www.diyphotography.net/us-copyright...

Mark Zuckerberg really, really, really doesn’t want you to read Careless People: A Cautionary Tale of Power Greed & Lost Idealism by Sarah Wynn-Williams: www.powells.com/book/careles...

WHOOPS!

Fuck, marry, kill: the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.

Thanks for noticing. 😊