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Imagine hating me just for me to be in my home googling if sea horses know about land horses

looking for investors for my gamer girl lemon farm

To goon, or not to goon, that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to edge The goonsticks and glizzies of outrageous aura, Or to take rizz against a sea of betas And by opposing jelq them.

icx_e is the best roadhog player i have ever seen, he is perfect

i hate wicked fr (it sucks so much ( totally my opinion))

I am here to do two things, PeePee and PooPoo. and I am all out of PeePee

nice

Boneless wings don’t exist. Thats just a chicken nugget.

Rosie

It’s easy to look back and say “God how did the people back then let their government do that!” But then you’re sitting here watching your government do that and what can you do?

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I feel like we are ignoring the FACT that the axolotl is FLEEING from the penguin. What does she know? x

THE GOON HAUNTS YOU!! {Insert problematic sarcastic comment from goon night}

MOTH MOTH MOTH MOTH

Ignore the cat hair on my shirt. get one last good look at Poe without a neck tattoo

Stop making everything too much all the time. It’s okay to be just enough. Sometimes just enough is just perfect. Too much is always too much. Too much by far.

wow i yap a lot

if you wouldnt kiss yourself even a little thats so boring

Movie music goes "this bit is sad. This bit is tense", while game music goes "this bit is a swamp. This bit is a volcano." That's way better actually! Movie soundtracks should try being indifferent to their characters' inner worlds and their stupid little problems and tell you they are in a field

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xenomorph is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Fuck Tuah

@frooosting.bsky.social captured my essence I fear

We won this game

Blueberry Stilton could have me

If Diane Nguyen has no appreciators I’m dead

This one got me all emotional.

🎂

slavic sword girl from marvel rivals 🙂‍↔️

(\ヽ   \\ .Λ_Λ.    \( ˇωˇ)      > ⌒ヽ    /   へ\    /  / \\    レ ノ   ヽつ   / /   / /|  ( (ヽ  | |、\  | 丿 \ ⌒)  | |  ) / `ノ )   Lノ (_/

goon goon have you ever rizzed up livvy dunne in ohio goon goon (consult AspicyGator for context)

L for left and Not L for not left

I do not think mothman is ugly

AND IF IM GOONING SOLO ATLEAST IM GOONING FREE TO THOSE WHO’D MOG ME TAKE A PHANUM TAX FROM ME

Mothman is an ugly little slut

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