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almostagiant.bsky.social
Your favorite 6’7 redhead from twitter. 34, NSFW, Big ole gay
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Also, why can’t I have two naked men sitting next to me on the couch? Is that so much to ask for? 😩

submitted 11 hours ago • 4 comments

As things continue to be a shit show here, the more I seriously consider moving overseas when I get my nursing license.

submitted 12 hours ago • 2 comments

👀

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

Someone come make me cum.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Cheeky Saturday

submitted 3 days ago • 29 comments

My favorite pastime is turning softies hard

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

FCF, my fave

submitted 4 days ago • 11 comments

If you possess an alt of which I have not yet been made aware of… Please, if you would ever so kindly…

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

Humpday 🍑

submitted 6 days ago • 13 comments

I wanna visit Chicago

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

These are my plans for today

submitted 10 days ago • 14 comments

Thinking about buying monster hunter: wilds. I’ve never played one before but it looks fun. Should I?

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Basically no hair and bulge from no hair

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Trimmed my widdly bits and thought the guard I was using would be fine… made a swipe and had to stick with it and now I basically have no hair. Plus side is it looks quite bulgy in my shorts/undies 😌

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

I have a test tomorrow and my final Friday 💀💀 send DICKstractions and or good vibes

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Jumping back into swimming at 35 when the last time you swam you were one of the best swimmers on the team in high school is really humbling.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

I would like your alts 🙂‍↕️

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Mid-day boner

submitted 21 days ago • 8 comments

Happy Valentine’s Day and #fcf 💚💚

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

I can’t decide if I want to suck a dick or have my dick sucked 🫠 maybe both

submitted 30 days ago • 3 comments

To keep the Sunday scaries away

submitted 30 days ago • 7 comments

Sitting at a patients home being “support” for 4 hours while the caregiver is still in the home doing tasks around the house. Like I can’t even provide personal care as a social worker so I just be a warm body… but like money so 💅

submitted 30 days ago • 0 comments

Help me make dinner?

submitted 31 days ago • 12 comments

Which one(s) of you are coming to cuddle?!?

submitted 32 days ago • 2 comments

What do we think of the haircut gays and theys? #fcf

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

Soft and hard for FCF

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

Soft and hard for FCF

submitted 32 days ago • 7 comments

I always look forward to Friday because it’s the end of the week. But, primarily because of FCF because I’m always horny and love it when my feed is full of dicks 🥹

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Repost with a pic and age. 3️⃣ 5️⃣ 💅

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

Why aren’t you all sending me nudes everyday 👀 🤭

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

Did someone say hump day?

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

Did someone say hump day?

submitted 34 days ago • 7 comments

I need someone to help me take cute or artsy nudes. I feel like my mirror ones are tired and overused.

submitted 35 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments