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I invented chugging strawberry milk.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Despite working in a restaurant and getting to eat for free, I try not to eat too much of the food here so I don’t get burnt out on it.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Going to my friends house to do shrooms while looking at their aquarium.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

The dangers of weed is smoking too much and then ordering too much food. Ugh.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

At what age did you start liking salt and vinegar chips?

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

Hey, I’m glad you’re still alive. ☺️

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

I’m tired of this grandpa.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Grandpa, I’m tired.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

Made it to Virginia safely. Long trip!

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

I made some late night wings. Turned out pretty good.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

I made a snicker doodle pie. It looks weird, but smells amazing.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes it sucks not having a car, like it’s 31 degrees out, but I don’t want to go outside. Them delivery fees are wild though.

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

😪

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It’s snowing and my boss just told us to stay home. She said, “You guys are my back bone and I’d be devastated if anything happened to you guys, so I’m going to work today and probably close early.” I never worked in a kitchen where the owner put their employees first. 😭

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

submitted 89 days ago • 54 comments

I love you moss bricks. 💚

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Omfg…please let me go home. You’re low key YouTube videos aren’t going to change my mind on how good your band is.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Employee back patio at work. Enjoying this sun and warmth before the weather fucking plummets tomorrow.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I will stay in bed up until the last possible second before I have to get up and get ready for work.

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Coming home and starting laundry after work on a Saturday night!?! Who is this guy!?!

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Damn. I love root beer.

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Just came home from work, excited to tell everyone about our week’s special. ☺️

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Back to work today! It’s prep day! No need to interact with customers. Yay! ☺️

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Can you tell that I love my cat? 😅😻

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t left the house in two days and I’ve spent so much money. 😓😪

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Lucy guarding the door

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Creamy garlic chicken with cheddar bay biscuits. It was so good.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Ok I’m sorry I lied. I’m getting my groceries delivered cause I don’t feel like dealing with people. So I’m going to make a grilled cheese and watch tv with my cat.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

It’s 66 degrees here in Saint Louis in November and I’m going to walk up to the store.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone else’s allergies out of control!?! 🤧😭

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Holy fucking shit OW! I had just gotten done using the bathroom and laid back down and my cat jumped on the bed and just pulled off the perfect Shawn Michaels' signature move, “The Sweet Chin Music superkick!” On me. 😵

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up to the sound of rain, the cat sleeping by my head. I sneezed and farted at the same time, which in return scared the cat and she jumped off the bed. Mondays! Am I right?!

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