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"you know how both sides fabricate stuff" is the human equivalent of those stupid snack wells lying liar cookies.

DOGE recommended firing workers at: -FDA, which oversees Neuralink -FAA, which oversees SpaceX -USAID, which probed Starlink -CFPB, which oversees Tesla's financing arm and a potential payment platform on X. "Conflict of interest" is a severe understatement.

President Zelenskyy has been one of the greatest leaders of our time, guiding Ukraine through the darkest period of its recent history, rising up to Russia’s unwarranted aggression, being an inspiration to the Ukrainian people and ensuring that Ukraine’s voice is heard on the world stage.

What can we Tea Party for Trump and Musk that won't just be an environmental disaster

Time to tank AirBnB 📉

The beatings will continue until morale improves

I love this

Musk has made over $25,000,000,000 from tax breaks, subsidies and government contracts. That’s $25 Billion we as taxpayers have both given him directly and had to compensate for. You care about the deficit? Great! Give us our fucking money back.

We just wanted a future without tummy aches

Is Elon going to collect all the fraudulent PPE loans Trump gave out in his first term?

Even his website reeks of trying too hard.

Plot Summary: After decades of foreign policy installing governments aligned with US interests, the US finds out the dictator was inside us all along.

A random history reminder that the damage inflicted during the red scare and the Anti-American hearings were a bluff. McCarthy never had a list of names, but the idea one existed was enough for people to comply out of fear; or comply for personal gain.

They're going to call it the breakfast revolution when eggs prices fuck up brunch. Viva la French toast

Senate Democrats are considering voting NO or delaying every Trump nominee as retaliation for his overreach on ending USAID. Smash the RT if you SUPPORT this plan. ZERO votes from Democrats!!

Is it even audacity anymore

Those were some very 'going to sneak past you and aroo' sirens today.

We really stuck it them eh Donnie?

Welp

Someone needs to end the playdate and pick up their kids

There is a lost dog sign on victory memorial that I swear is for a wolf

Trump's attempt to steal funding for vital, lifesaving programs to afford tax breaks for billionaires is unconstitutional. Congress has the power of the purse. We won’t let him get away with gutting cancer research, WIC and more to fit his pro-billionaire agenda.

If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

This tweet sent out 14 hours BEFORE the crash needs to be immortalized in stone. Or on a plaque in every ATC tower. Or on a disclaimer before every Mayday: Air Disaster episode. Or on an Amber Alert type system to every American. Or on a stamp. Or maybe currency. Something.

I missed this entirely: The FAA Administrator criticized Space X’s safety record and threatened fines. Musk demanded he resign. He did. On January 20th. www.thedailybeast.com/faa-chief-mi...

Hey Mpls friends: this is a really easy way to show up for queer kids and their families right now. I just sent a version of this to MPS’ superintendent and our full school board. Dr. Sayles-Adams: [email protected] School board emails (scroll): boardfinder.mpschools.org

Why do people talk about being the need to be direct with people and then freak out when you're direct with them?

This is the difference between Trump 1 and Trump 2. First time around, all his cronies were named stuff like Joey Macaroni and wanted to commit tax fraud and go on Dancing With The Stars. This time, they have names like John Hitlerfuhrer and have spent the last 15 years blogging about phrenology.

Last week it got down to -35° in International Falls. Yet Donald Trump appears to have just halted the bipartisan program that keeps folks’ heat on through the winter. LIHEAP isn’t the *woke agenda.* It’s life or death for many Minnesotans.

Making all the appointments like some kind of neurotypical boss

A special thanks to the ADL for giving Elon a pass on his salute so now we can have all the neocons with the intelligence of a cabbage patch emulating him to own the libs. Really thanks.

Have you ever found homes or thrown away the contents of an ADHD doom pile?