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It’s cute he thinks Trump would read this. And care if he did.

This country has seen some bad moments in the 61 years, 5 months, 16 days I’ve been on this Earth. But it has never, ever before come close to the supertoxic level of stupidity, mendacity, narcissism, nihilism, and moral apathy that threaten to destroy it today.

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

Happy Groundhog Day. A rodent with a brain the size of an acorn knows more about climate change than the President of the United States and everyone who voted for him.

I’m not a lawyer and I don’t give out legal advice, but I’d rather throw my legs up over my head and scrape the backs of my thighs with a cheese grater than accept a deferred resignation offer from these unfuckable douchelords.

BREAKING: The Senate has just voted to confirm Pete Hegseth, a drunken, out-of-control abuser, as the weakest Secretary of Defense in history. This was the closest vote for SecDef, needing the weird couch guy to break the tie. It's a sad day for America. Hegseth is a DUI hire.

I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.

Thinking of starting a Bishop Budde fan club. Anybody in?

Is it true Trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin in his executive orders tonight? Why???

AOC: I don’t celebrate RAPISTS, so no, I’m not going to the inauguration tomorrow

Funny pug videos or inauguration????

Donald Trump plans to pardon the terrorists who violently attacked our Capitol. Joe Biden pardoned the police officers they attacked and the lawmakers who investigated the attack. Any questions.

🎶 Hello, darkness, my old friend We’re really doing this again 🎶

Vivek's involvement with DOGE lasted negative Scaramuccis

No amount of money or power is worth going on national television and calling Donald Trump “Daddy.” I would spontaneously combust from embarrassment. I could never show my face in public again. I would exile myself in the Himalayas bruh this is flabbergasting

Yep

“On January 20, 2025, the next leader of the United States—and of the free world—assumes power,” Blitt said. “Also on that day: Donald Trump is sworn in.” Cartoonist Bill Blitt

Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum trolls Trump by displaying a 17th-century world map showing "America Mexicana"

Tom Homan on Fox & Friends threatens that mayors, specifically the mayor of Chicago, will be prosecuted if they impede Trump's mass deportation