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For the love of fluffy, baby penguins … IF YOU ARE SICK, STAY THE FUCK HOME!!!! Please!! I can’t afford to buy anymore bottles of orange juice and NyQuil to keep myself from catching what you have!!

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I am far too old to be excited by snow and far too young to be complaining about the cold. It is a devilish paradox in which I live.

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No, you may not assume the rubber ducks I am buying are for a child! I spent a long time deciding what my weird, mid-life obsession will be and I will not have you ruin it by assuming I am being in anyway sensible or mature! QUACK!

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I completely agree, Crow.

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After many a “was that you who farted?” and “what’s that smell?”, I have learned my cat is gluten intolerant and his cat food had gluten in it. We have switched to a gluten free food and the house is significantly less smelly.

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The one bright note of being sick? I have an excuse to lay on the couch and watch this. 🤒🤧

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In the words of Crow T. Robot; “MERRY CHRISTMAS, everyone! Let’s go to The Haunted House!” #mst3k #girlingoldboots

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After telling my SO that I have to work the week of Christmas and I will be working from home, he decided to take the ENTIRE WEEK OFF and spend every waking moment in the office with me playing video games and complaining that we don’t do anything together anymore.

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Io Saturnalia!!!

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News article: Attributing human emotions to inanimate objects may be a sign of autism. Me, who completely anthropomorphizes inanimate objects and talks to my cats: Mr. Phone, I’m starting to think they’re just making shit up at this point.

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My brother found my BlueSky account and asked why nothing I post here is serious. Clearly, he doesn’t have his priorities straight! Quoting cult classic TV and being an internet weirdo is VERY SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!

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The MST3K quote that best explains my state of mind today: “I saw some smoke. It’s time for lunch. Look at this tree.” #mst3k #princeofspace

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Happy Thanksgiving, everyone, and remember … 🎼ROWSDOWER SAVES US 🎶 AND SAVES ALL THE WORLD!🎵 #MST3K #TheFinalSacrifice #Thanksgiving

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MST3K’s Turkey Day Marathon this year will feature “The Final Sacrifice” at exactly 9PM Eastern time. I WILL watch this episode and if anyone tries to stop me, THEY shall be my FIRST SACRIFICE!! #mst3k

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What is this soft, fluffy, frozen water droplets falling from the sky? Snow, you say? I have heard the Ancient Ones speak of such a thing but never dreamed that it was real. Perhaps there ARE some truths hidden within the tales of old.

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Today’s Red vs Blue words of wisdom: “Time isn’t made out of lines. It is made out of circles. THIS IS WHY CLOCKS ARE ROUND!” #redvsblue #roosterteeth #Caboose

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Today’s MST3K quote making work impossible: “For crying out loud. EACH! OF! YOU! WILL! ENTER! A! SPACE! CAPSULE!!!” #mst3k #princeofspace

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Fuck.

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Staying up passed my “bed time” to see if I will be demoted to a second class citizen in 2025 is fun. (Sarcasm)

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I don’t care if it sounds “submissive” or “weak,” but sometimes I just want someone to swoop in and rescue me. I just want someone to show that they care, that they have my back, that they love and will support me. Saying “I’ve got your back” while I’m drowning is NOT helping me be strong.

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NO, YouTube! You may NOT recommend Christmas movies to me based on my previous search histories! Not until December!!! That goes DOUBLE, for you, NETFLIX!

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Responding “New phone. Who dis?” to all the spam texts I’m getting has been oddly satisfying but has confused the hell out of my internet service provider.

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🎼ROWSDOWER SAVES US🎶AND SAVES ALL THE WORLD!!!🎵 … NO I WILL NOT PROVIDE ADDITION CONTEXT!!! #mst3k

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Apropos of nothing, I just learned I’ve been using the phrase ‘inclement weather’ wrong. Inclement means “unpleasantly cold and stormy” and not, as I assumed, “fucked up.”

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I work remotely. Several of my coworkers are in Florida talking about how Hurricane Milton is just going to “pass over them” or “just miss them” because they live “up north” or “on the tip.” BITCH!! THIS THING HAS A FOUR MILE WIDE EYE!! GET THE FUCK OUT IF DODGE!!! NOW!!!

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Because sometimes, we just need someone to protect us.

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Was dragged to the Maryland Ren Fair this Saturday and attended the Jacque the Whipper show. The amount of sass that man has is godly. #JacquetheWhipper #MarylandRenFair

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I’m in my 40s. I should be able to wake up when ever I good damn please and not be made to feel like a horrible person for “wasting a day.” Bitch, just because YOU can survive on 4 hours of sleep doesn’t mean I can! Get the fuck out of my room!

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Apparently A.I. has recreated the face of Jesus using the Shroud of Turan. Is it wrong that I hope it looks like some Peruvian India dude or a guy from China?

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Because you don’t need a fancy soundstage or recording equipment to pull off a perfect performance. I hope this makes someone smile today. #smile #Beatles #TheBeatles #lifegoeson

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(Angry fan girl noises) Paradoxinteractive.com/media/life-by-you-is-cancelled #paradoxinteractive #lifebyyou #simgame #gaming

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Today’s MST3K quote stuck in my head with zero context: “You know, just because you CAN edit doesn’t mean you SHOULD!” #MST3K #Devilfish

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Being an adult means I can blow bubbles in my kitchen at midnight like I’m summoning some kind of nocturnal spirit of summer fun and no one can tell me to stop and go to bed!

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NO!!!

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